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02-27-2007, 10:09 AM
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From This Day Forward....
I hereby swear on my testicles that next hunting season, I WILL KILL EVERY NO GOOD, DUMB-FUCK, SON-OF-A-BITCHING, COCKSUCKING, NON-EVOLVING, NO-HEARING, NO-SEEING, MOTHER FUCKING DEER I SEE.
BASTARDS. AND THE PRICK WHO BUILT THE GOD-DAMNED HOUSES WHERE THE DEERS USED TO LIVE BETTER NEVER LET ME CATCH HIM IN THE WOODS NOT WEARING ORANGE. Fuckers... ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JUST GO OUT AND KILL A BUNCH OF DEER NEXT YEAR PM ME.... NO TAGS, NO NOTHING... JUST A FRIGGIN BLOOD BATH, KILL-FEST. I'm gonna take all the carcasses and puth them on the doorsteps of the dickheads who made the county restrict the number of permits sold last year. GOD-DAMN IT. Maybe friggin PETA should pay the deductible and my new premiums after this shit gets fixed.    
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02-27-2007, 11:00 AM
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Re: From This Day Forward....
Bambi now has a Chevy emblem FIRMLY, and permanently, embedded in her torso, a nice set of tire prints on at least some part of her body, a set of drivers' side headlamp and foglamp imprint on her head, and a haircut.
She also probably has quite a few broken ribs, a shattered rear leg, one hell of a wicked headache... and by now is probably starting to smell a little on the dead side. Bastard... 1:30 on my way home last night.... jumped out from behind a hedgerow at the VERY last second, and I had nowhere to go... drop off on one side with no guard rail... post and rail fence and mail boxes on the other. I was only going about 35, because that area is BAD for deer, and I only had time to swerve to slam on the brakes and realize I was hitting this prick. AND THEN... about a half a mile down the road another one jumped out about 10 yards in front of me... good thing there was a parking lot that had it's lights on or I would have hit two deers, within 20 minutes and a half a mile of each other. Next time I'm just going to aim for the whole damned herd and get it over with.
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02-27-2007, 11:13 AM
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Could you maybe also add to the list people who need to get a job and stop breaking into cars and stealing shit that don't belong to them. And yes, I got hit again last night. So I want them near the top of your list please, and you can hunt them year-around, no special season.
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02-27-2007, 12:18 PM
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Sucks... I've hit 2 in the last 2 years. First one screwed up my Talon so bad, the 2nd one I nailed with the Firebird and I launched that SOB almost 20 feet and it did no damage to the car at all. lol
 Neither airbag deployed in either car... 
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02-27-2007, 05:48 PM
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02-27-2007, 08:51 PM
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Women...
... They're lucky they're fun to have sex with, otherwise...  Beer - Beers / Deer - Deers / Boob - Boobs... if you think about it, "s" pluralizes many words much better than their original spelling. You wouldn't say... "God I'd love to see your boob" would you? ... "S" "Shoot some deers".... Sounds good to me. C'mon SG... sheeez. 
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02-27-2007, 09:06 PM
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That SUCKS!!!
Well, since deer poulation where I usually hunt in PA is declining (partly my fault), I'll join you next year.  What you should have done is thrown that bastard into your trunk and cooked it into venison jerky.  opcorn: Oh, and I'd like to point out that deer has been mentioned so much, the google ad is now for some shity deer hunting game instead of the usual car crap. 
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02-27-2007, 11:01 PM
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Naaaahhhh, that thing had to be so bruised and broken it's almost certainly not edible.
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02-27-2007, 11:06 PM
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02-27-2007, 11:07 PM
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my mate hit one in his truck when were were driving down a country lane at night.
we were trying to find my phone which i'd dropped. there was a really loud thud and the truck jumped up like we'd hit a huge bump. we reversed back and found a serverely dear deer...
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02-27-2007, 11:34 PM
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02-27-2007, 11:42 PM
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