cool/funny story about picking up girls

[Damien]

^Love it

Dang, I've done the donut thing. Not quite liked mentioned in the first story. More like the fast pull up and stop, ya know? Worked, especially after racin' and smokin' the poor guy.

[958Rocky]

Originally Posted by sivic02

I got a friend who has your story beat oz

He is out one night at the bar wasted out of his freaking mind, picks up some ugly chick who is drunk off her ass as well. So they go back to his apartment and do what they do and the next day he wakes up and sees this horrid thing lying next to him and he is just trying to think of how to get the chick out. So he opens his door and sees his roommate down at the end of the hall in his room so he goes back to the bed and wakes up the girl and tells her that her roommate is up and asks if he will think anything of him being there . She says "Wait, we arent at my place" so he says "Holy shit I thought this was your place, we have to get out of here before anyone notices." So he gets her to get dressed and they sneak down the stairs to the door where he is a gentleman and opens the door for her, she walks out, he slams the door and locks it. After a few curse words and banging at the door he never saw the chick again. Now THATS fucked up, yet comical.

I will do that without a doubt at least once in the next four years.
Thats great