cool/funny story about picking up girls

Muscletang · #1 07-09-2005, 08:35 PM

My dad told me this story a while back and I thought I'd share it because I think it's pretty cool and funny.

It's 1969 and my dad's brother has a nice Chevelle that's good looking and very fast. He hasn't been out of high school long but is out cruising around when he goes by the football field on a Friday night. All the football players/jocks/punks are hanging around thinking they're the coolest things ever in the field's parking lot. Their cars are all circled around a group of good looking girls who the punks are hitting on and everything.

Well, my uncle pulls up in there and all the punks look at him and give him the look like “what the hell are you doing here, you're not cool enough to be with us.” My uncle pulls up to the car the hot girls are in and breaks the tires loose. He then swings the rear end around and does a donut around the girl's car and stops back to where he started. He then asks, “you girls want to go ride with me?” The girls jump into his car instantly and my uncle leaves with all of them, laughing at all the punks as he goes by.

Anyway, I thought that was one of the coolest stories in pick-up history right there and I wanted you guys to hear it. Hoped you liked it.

drewh4386 · #2 07-10-2005, 01:29 AM

they were that easy back then? I wonder if they still are now....

flatlander757 · #3 07-10-2005, 01:33 AM

thats awesome, i would love to try that, but i think most girls i know would scream and think you were trying to kill someone

sidewayzS13 · #4 07-10-2005, 09:35 AM

thats a lot better then all the ricers who think a wheel chirp is what the girls are looking for. personally i go w/ the 180

lamehonda · #5 07-10-2005, 10:18 AM

If I were you, I would call BS on your uncle.

sidewayzS13 · #6 07-10-2005, 10:31 AM

^hahahahahahahahahahahh

Muscletang · #7 07-10-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by lamehonda

If I were you, I would call BS on your uncle.

I never got to meet him but if he were still around, I probably would just to mess with him. Dad though told me that story and I just got a kick out of it. He said he loved to do that while cruising on Friday and Saturday nights but that was the best story he heard from him.

honda_racing101 · #8 07-10-2005, 03:34 PM

You don't have access to that chevelle do you?

Oz · #9 07-10-2005, 06:57 PM

A guy I did a road trip with last year is about 40. When he was 18-22, he picked up this chick at a club, as he did most weekends. This particular one he woke up next to and realised she was so ugly, he almost vomited on top of her. He sneaks out from under the beasts grasp, and gets her address off her drivers license. His two thoughts from the moment he regained consiousness to the moment she was gone were "Don't throw up" and "Don't let anyone see her - you will never live this down".

So he calls a cab, asking the cab company to call when the cab is under a minute away. He then goes to the toilet and proceeds to throw up (feeling much better). He then gets the phone call. He rushes into his own room, wakes the beast up and starts saying "OK, that cab we ordered last night is here". She is in a fog of hangover and random sex and takes a minute to get her bearings. While she is still looking around and groggily saying "huh?" he has managed to get basic clothes on (underwear and first layer), shove the rest under her arms and is half dragging, half pushing her towards the cab waiting out on his driveway.

He manages to bundle her into the cab (she still hasn't remembered his name at this point, or probably - her own name as well), give the driver her address and shove a $50 note under the guys nose before slapping the roof for the guy to take off and never to come back. Just as the cab is pulling away, his brother comes out to see what all the commotion was.

Onya Dom.

sidewayzS13 · #10 07-10-2005, 07:02 PM

now thats funny. yea in my fraternity house if you hooked up w/ a ugly girl you had better hoped she was wise enoguh to wake up and go home before anyone saw or u kicked her ass out that night and not even give her a chance to wake up late and ruin ur good name

bluechevelle · #11 07-10-2005, 07:15 PM

Gotta love them chevelle's!!!!

Suislide · #12 07-10-2005, 11:43 PM

someone i know tried the whole "donuts around the girls" impress thing. it didn't impress the cop who saw it, and he now doesn't have a license.

*shrugs*

Suislide · #13 07-10-2005, 11:43 PM

someone i know tried the whole "donuts around the girls" impress thing. it didn't impress the cop who saw it, and he now doesn't have a license.

*shrugs*

sivic02 · #14 07-11-2005, 12:44 AM

I got a friend who has your story beat oz

He is out one night at the bar wasted out of his freaking mind, picks up some ugly chick who is drunk off her ass as well. So they go back to his apartment and do what they do and the next day he wakes up and sees this horrid thing lying next to him and he is just trying to think of how to get the chick out. So he opens his door and sees his roommate down at the end of the hall in his room so he goes back to the bed and wakes up the girl and tells her that her roommate is up and asks if he will think anything of him being there . She says "Wait, we arent at my place" so he says "Holy shit I thought this was your place, we have to get out of here before anyone notices." So he gets her to get dressed and they sneak down the stairs to the door where he is a gentleman and opens the door for her, she walks out, he slams the door and locks it. After a few curse words and banging at the door he never saw the chick again. Now THATS fucked up, yet comical.

flatlander757 · #15 07-11-2005, 01:29 AM

hehe... *taking notes*

haha, for some reason those last couple stories make me want to post this:

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