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"Save water, shower with someone uglier than you. Maybe you'll look better by comparison."
"You must be Jamaican, Cause I've heard they usually look like island trailer trash." "Your legs are like peanut butter, brown and chunky." "I'd love every bone in your body, if they weren't so hidden beneath those rolls."
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Re: Pick up lines : The First Draft
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Re: Pick up lines : The First Draft
"Is someone sitting here? Good, can you get up then so my friend and I can sit down?"
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Re: Pick up lines : The First Draft
Guy: Wanna go a few rounds at the bar?
Girl: Excuse me? Guy: I asked if you wanted to go a few rounds at the bar? Girl: *slap* *guy walking away rubbing his cheek*- "Apparently she doesn't like shots.... "True story^ My friend doesn't know how to hit on women... |
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Re: Pick up lines : The First Draft
hahaha, no.... good guess though...
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