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06-07-2005, 12:22 PM
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Pick up lines : The First Draft
Pick-up Lines: The First Drafts...
Please excuse me if this isn't funny to anyone else...I've been drinking again Are your legs tired? Oh, well, I'm not surprised; your thighs are almost comically muscular. You must wash your pants with Windex, because something really smells like Windex. Your father must have been a thief. I don't know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? That is to say, would you be offended by my comments, not would you physically hold your body against mine. Sorry for any confusion. Anyways, would you? Do you have a little Italian in you? Really? Wait, what was your last name again? Oh, yeah, I guess that does sound Irish. Never mind. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I probably wouldn't. Can you imagine how much that would screw with everybody? Are you from Tennessee? I hate people from Tennessee. Excuse me; I seem to have misplaced my inmate number, which was assigned to me by this state's accursed penal system after it was discovered that I was indeed the "Fruit by the Foot Strangler." Can I borrow yours? Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her I've found the girl I'm going to annoy for the next 5-10 minutes.
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06-07-2005, 12:28 PM
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Re: Pick up lines : The First Draft
 By Italian man: Do you have some Italian in you? No? Would you like to? Kate, go to the beach! Don't waste your time in Corolla. Unless it's raining
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06-07-2005, 12:41 PM
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Re: Pick up lines : The First Draft
You must've fallen from heaven, cause you look like shit...
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Or is that a knife?
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06-07-2005, 12:45 PM
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Nice shoes...wanna fu**
(I dont know what this is from, But my brother says it all the time)
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It's beautifully destructive isn't it, '97 Maroon SL1- Bored Throttle Body, Knife Edged Throttle Plate, Short Ram Intake 3" Cone Filter, Flip Flop Trunk, Red Enameled Engine, Interior & Exterior Painting Mods, 4" Burnt Tip Muffler, DRLs ON A SWITCH!, "Rims", Seat Covers, And A Stereo System Thats Too Good!, Other various mods and detailing...
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06-07-2005, 12:45 PM
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Re: Re: Pick up lines : The First Draft
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06-07-2005, 12:47 PM
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Re: Pick up lines : The First Draft
You must be special, cause you sure are retarded...
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06-07-2005, 12:53 PM
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Re: Pick up lines : The First Draft
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06-07-2005, 12:56 PM
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Re: Re: Pick up lines : The First Draft
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It's beautifully destructive isn't it, '97 Maroon SL1- Bored Throttle Body, Knife Edged Throttle Plate, Short Ram Intake 3" Cone Filter, Flip Flop Trunk, Red Enameled Engine, Interior & Exterior Painting Mods, 4" Burnt Tip Muffler, DRLs ON A SWITCH!, "Rims", Seat Covers, And A Stereo System Thats Too Good!, Other various mods and detailing...
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06-07-2005, 01:42 PM
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Lmfao.
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06-07-2005, 01:45 PM
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Re: Pick up lines : The First Draft
Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
Easily transmogrifies into: Are you wearing space pants? Because my ass looks fantastic!
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06-07-2005, 01:52 PM
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Know what I like about you? No, not my arms, stupid. It must be that aura of unapproachable snottiness you seem to eminate.
Don't let my erection fool you, I'm not like all the other guys. I get all the chicks.
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06-07-2005, 02:09 PM
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"You must be a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you." -Quagmire
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