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I'd say the hoodrats would be a better option than Bertha Butt, his co-worker.

Unless Matt has a thing for big girls....


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no! no! NO!



lol... I want neither. Yuck!
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lol... I want neither. Yuck!
Yuck!?! What was wrong with those two fine women?

So what if they're a little skanky? So what if their sex list is equal to the L.A. phone book? So what if you need to tie a board across your ass to keep from falling in? So what...I think you get the point.
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Hey Matt, it's okay...even big girls need some lovin, you know you wanna hit that
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him.......

silly rabbit, tricks are for kids...

I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?

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you guys are terrible!!! haha
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What? You come in here posting stuff that has anything remotely to do with females, and you expect mature correspondence with the rest of us???

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redneck if you need help with Bertha Butt, i have a set of simple instructions for you. 1) Spread some flour on her to find the wet spot. 2) Smack the fat. 3) Ride the wave in. Enjoy!
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Horrible visuals from that one. I need to go cleanse my mind with some hardcore drugs now...
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i was just tryin to help redneck out
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I take it you have had personal experience with Bertha herself?
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redneck if you need help with Bertha Butt, i have a set of simple instructions for you. 1) Spread some flour on her to find the wet spot. 2) Smack the fat. 3) Ride the wave in. Enjoy!
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I take it you have had personal experience with Bertha herself?
shh, dont let redneck hear that! he wont want any of the action if he hears shes used goods.











but seriously...gross haha
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ew guys... that's terrible... yuck...


Not funny.
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