Technical support problem

['97ventureowner]

Alternate response from Technical Support:
Dear Nialusa, We are informing you about problems that have been reported to us concerning the program Wife 1.0 We are in the process of issuing a "sevice pack 2" to clear up some of these threats and problems. In the meantime we reccomend you not to "use" Wife 1.0 , do not play any "games", and most of all do not click on "Control Panel> Add/Remove Programs> Wife 1.0." Try as you might, you cannot delete this program from memory as it has hidden files that re-install the program on your computer after an attempt to get rid of it. The best spyware/adware program we offer, "Boyfriend 0.0" cannot even handle this program. Once "service pack 2" is available , we will notify you.This download should take care of issues, and problems, and make Wife 1.0 more controllable on your part.
Thank you- Technical Support

[nialusa]

Alternate response to Tech support alternate response - (this could go on for a while )

Dear Technical support

Thank you for informing me on the problems of wife1.0, unfortunately the errors occured with the program almost imediately after instaling the required honeymoon1.3 back up files. I think wife1.0 came with a built in error which I have tracked down to a PMT2.5EXE program which seems to be on perminantly even though I was assured by the Welcome pack that this would only opperate on a monthly basis and only for short "periods".
You suggested not using wife1.0, could you please tell me how to turn off the "auto run" on this program as it seems to be erratic in its application, becomming particulaly invasive during football1.1 and beer8.2.
The pre-installed "games" package has already been deleted by wife1.0 along with anyother usefull programs that the wife1.0 program deemed unacceptable the only ones that seems to run are "nosex4.1" and "turnthatcrapoff7.1"
Please send service pack2 asap, service pack 1.4.1 worked for a few months and made wife1.0 run smoothly for a while, even allowing the running of the ironing4.5 but got deleted from the wife1.0 memory quite quickly after I tried running lapdancer2.3.
Thanks in Advance
Nialusa

[TaNK_Em]

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- Kevin

[RickwithaTbird]

Dear Nialusa,

We regret to hear about the situation. We would like to know if you tried Mistress 2003 on your laptop? If not, just bounce that idea around a little bit. Wife 1.0 should not operate under PMT2.5EXE for a long period, we recommend inspecting your floppy disk. As for nosex4.1, that has been known to crash a few hard drives. It is very difficult to get rid of nosex4.1, but we have found that diamonds1.1CT or newcar05 are both very effective for a short term fix. They are difficult to get, but worth the hard time. Plus they virtually install themselves. If these programs can not fix your specific problems, we are working on a new program, divorce3.8 in a bundle package with restrainingorder10.4. There is a drawing for the buyers of that bundle, and the winner gets custody3.8. I hope you win that. If not you will be required to pay for childsupport3.65. I hope this information has helped. If you have any more questions, feel free to ask.

Tech Support