Technical support problem

[nialusa]

Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware. I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2003. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and WhingeExcel. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my GT4 hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling itself. Any help on this matter would be most gratefully received.

Regards Nialusa

[crayzayjay]

[FormulaLT1]

That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Bravo

John

[-Davo]

haha, i read that years ago, still halarious though.

[MasterChief1724]

nice one

Mkay

[Oz]

[CamaroSSBoy346]

[Raz_Kaz]

LOL...teh funny

[RickwithaTbird]

Just put mistress 2003 on your laptop.

['97ventureowner]

Response;
Dear Nialusa,
We are sorry to hear of your problems. We reccomend our newest release Divorce 2.0 This may solve most of your problems. However, we ask that you first move all of your money files to a safe site offline, as well as Asset Manager 1.1, this will help prevent those files from being destroyed or overwritten. Once you have done this, we suggest you take a break and then consider trying either of our new software slated for release soon, Russian Bride 1.0 or Asian Bride 1.0 These programs currently in Beta testing are found to respond better to your commands,will "serve" your needs more reliably, will not freeze up, and are less likely to get corrupted.
Kindest regards,
Technical Support

[Oz]

[imtheoneandonlyD]

hehe, nice one.

[nialusa]

Dear Technical Support

I tried Divorce 2.0 without much success, a huge download time made this impracticle, even with the FastLawyer 9.3 add on. It also seems that wife 1.0 has password protected the money & income files and will not allow the download of assetmanager 1.1. I Also heard that both Russia Bride 1.0 & Asian Bride 1.0 have numerous bugs in there systems and are likely to infect my hardwear with many hard to irradicate virus`s including Crabs4.2 and Thrush2.1 and may even lead to wife2.0, for which I dont carry enough memory. For the time being I will try to add wife1.0 to the "hidden" file until such times I can use a suitable ad-ware program like Chocolates2.4 or Hawaii1.1.
Thank you for your help

Nialusa.

[Neutrino]

brilliant thread

[crayzayjay]

great responses