The Paperboy & Little Johnny...

[tonioseven]

A 13 year-old old paperboy knocks on the door of one of his customers. A beautiful 20 year-old woman answers the door in nothing but a transparent nightie and asks him what she can do to help him. He tells her that she owes him for four weeks' bill and that he needs the money. She wanted to know how much she owes him and he figures that, at four dollars a week for four weeks, she owes him 16 dollars. She told him that she doesn't have the 16 bucks but she will take him to bed and promise to make his teeth sweat. The kid figures, ‘what the hell’ and follows her into the house.
They go into the bedroom where she gets naked and lies on the bed, touching herself provocatively. He drops his paperbag from his shoulder and pulls his pants down, revealing an 11-inch member! He reaches into the bag and pulls out styrofoam spacers and starts to slide them over his penis to make it shorter. The girl says to him “Oh, don't worry boy, I can take all of that!” He looks up at her out of one eye and says ''Not for 16 dollars!”




Little Johnny's Big Answer

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"

Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"






Two Drivers and a Bridge

Two drivers came to a bridge over which only one car could cross at a time. One driver leaned out his window and said to the other, ''I never back up for idiots.'' So the other driver put his car in reverse and said, ''That's okay. I do.''

[ac427cpe]

the first one was funnier...

[Damien]

ROFLMAO!!! A great make-up for the other thread!!!

[xviciousx]

better than normal broh

[D[X]P]

Making a comeback...

[Oz]

Not for sixteen bucks

[kittedb18bt]

loved them all.

[oldbluecelica]

this is why tonio is the king! nice dude!

[knorwj]

wow the first few threads that i read a few weeks ago sucked but lately you have been down right amusing....:iceslola n

keep em coming tonio.

[IntegraBoy2003]

LMAOm wher doo u get these from

[eversio11]

I think the first joke would be more apparent if the punchline was something like "not for a mere 16 dollars". Great jokes however.

[YogsVR4]

Good ones tonio

[QuackerStacker]

toni that was some goood ones i like that first alot hahahaha nof no $16 bitch hahahaha keep em comin toni .......