The funiest thing youve ever witnessed

[TexasF355F1]

Originally Posted by 2strokebloke

Reminds me of a story related to me by a friend who worked at a gas station.
Some girls in a Saturn pulled up to the diesel pump, after about a minute of confusion, they asked him (gas station friend) why the nozzle wouldn't fit into their car's gas tank - he just pointed to the sign on the pump, and told them it was diesel. Their response was to tell him that their saturn was a diesel, and to proceed with their attempt to pump diesel into their gas tank, one of them cupped her hands to try and catch all the diesel that was simply pouring onto the ground, and the other tried to get as much into the car as possible. Then they left. Who know's what happened a few miles down the road? Man, if more people in this country were literate, we'd not have problems like this.

HOLY CRAP that is funny! What stupid ass girls.

[Sean]

Yep. I am amazed at how many people don't see the sign that says "THIS PUMP CONTAINS DIESEL! ARE YOU SURE?"

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by HogieGT-R

dunno, but i do remember when my football coach slipped and fell on his ass.....as a matter of fact...i kind of laugh every time someone slips and falls on their ass

This reminds me

A soccer coach at school was going throgh a warming-up routines prior to a game. One particular stretch involved getting on the floor, putting your legs out and touching your toes with your hands. This was in the 90's but this guy wore 80's style shorts, i.e very short shorts, and whadayaknow his legs were so far apart his balls were hangin out for everyone to see!!! The whole team were facing him and i think everyone saw it, or should i say "them" . I was trying hard not to laugh but he saw me trying to hide it and asked me what was so funny? My friend was next to me and was also struggling, but i couldnt anymore... i exploded in laughter in his face. So he sent me running around the pitch, "five laps!", he screamed, and everytime i got to where they were warming up i tried not to smile but simply couldnt. This didnt go down well and needless to say i did not start that match. Thankfully he wasnt our usual coach and i got the chance to start again the next week

[dayna240sx]

Originally Posted by TexasF355F1

It actually happened today. I had gone to visit my friends in College Station and today one of my friends calls me and says she's having car trouble and her car won't start. So me and my roomate go up to the gas station and i get in and attempt to start it to see what its doing and it shakes real bad and then dies. So i look over at the gas pump and she had filled her little Honda Civic with Diesel. I wanted to laugh so hard but couldn't b/c it would have made her cry. She got it fixed but it cost $350. But oh my how funny. It was even funnier that she said she thought all gases were the same.

Like 2strokebloke said... I dont know how that is possible since the diesel pump nozzel is WAY too big to fit in a civic's hole

[HogieGT-R]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

This reminds me

A soccer coach at school was going throgh a warming-up routines prior to a game. One particular stretch involved getting on the floor, putting your legs out and touching your toes with your hands. This was in the 90's but this guy wore 80's style shorts, i.e very short shorts, and whadayaknow his legs were so far apart his balls were hangin out for everyone to see!!! The whole team were facing him and i think everyone saw it, or should i say "them" . I was trying hard not to laugh but he saw me trying to hide it and asked me what was so funny? My friend was next to me and was also struggling, but i couldnt anymore... i exploded in laughter in his face. So he sent me running around the pitch, "five laps!", he screamed, and everytime i got to where they were warming up i tried not to smile but simply couldnt. This didnt go down well and needless to say i did not start that match. Thankfully he wasnt our usual coach and i got the chance to start again the next week

dude i would of just said uhh coach, your balls are sticking out...serves him right for wearing shorts like that... LMAO

[crayzayjay]

damned right it does

I think if i'd said that i would have got a lot more than 5 laps though

[B16 SiRII]

Dane Cook

[jon@af]

Funniest thing Ive seen is one of those "if you were there it's even better" situations. Out with friends and this guy bends over to pick something up, and unbeknownst to him his friends are running up behind him, and dude gets kicked in the sack from behind by a guy with a running start and just falls straight forward.

[frozen_Joth]

I videotaped this guy I know pour rubbing alchol on his head and light it on fire. That was the funniest shit I have ever seen. I will post the video sometime lol.

[Jonno]

One of the funniest things I have probably ever seen is when me and my friend were riding along the river bike track, and my mates chain came off and made him slip over. 3 kids, all looked about 13 rode past and laughed at him. Luckily we had a few fire crackers on us, and we saw them again up the road a bit. They had gone off the asphelt track and on to the dirt track to where there are some jumps. There was a row of thick bushes (about 3 or so metres thick) dividing us. So I took a cracker, lit it and threw it and it landed about half a metre away from the person in front of the line. The cracker had landed in the bushes so they couldn't see it. Well needless to say, the cracker went off and scared the crap outta them (I must admit I have never seen someone while holding a bike jump so high). Well we left, I nearly fell over from laughing so hard.

That probably isn't the funniest things I have ever seen, but the funniest thing I can remember...

[TexasF355F1]

I just remembered another one. We were at this conformation retreat for church. And there was this one kid who just annoyed everyone, so we played a joke on him. We all got a piece a paper, ripped it into a small square and all put it in our mouths. We then told this kid it was acid and asked him if he wanted to try some. He did and fell for it, he was like "Oh man this is some good stuff". Oh man it was so hillarious.
Another story at the same camp(ive got 3 in total)
We rigged one of the mattresses on one top bunk to fall through as soon as the person got into bed. Well my friend got up during the day to fix his sheets or something and he fell right through. That was funny too. And he got pissed.
3rd story
We had to have one of conformation teachers assigned to every room. Well we were all being really loud and he kept saying be quiet, shut up, etc. Well he finally got up and flipped on the lights and yelled at us to shut up and go to bed. The funny part was, he was wearing tiny bikini briefs. Not like normal whitey tighties but smaller than a speedo. Oh man everyone cracked up laughing. We were all crying we laughed so hard.
I just remembered one more, on the way home my friend drove and he shot up the back of the bus with paintballs.