The funiest thing youve ever witnessed

[Verminator]

Whats the funniest thing youve ever witnessed?

Mine is actually something I didnt actually see other than in my minds eye, you may find its one of those tales when you just had to be there.

Anyway I had been out on a very early date with my ex wife and her cousin and boyfriend. We were stood outside her house saying goodnight in the customary way when out of the corner of my eye I saw a chap staggering up the street towards us, it was the usual comic one foot in the road one foot on the pavement job, looked like long john silver. Anyhow a couple of minutes passed and we were again locked in an embrace when I heard a car race along a road nearby and suddenly screech to a halt, well I set off laughing and couldn't stop as in my mind I had seen this drunken chap srawled across the bonnet of this boy racer, sick I know but couldn't I help it. Of course she was not amussed as for some reason she thought I was laughing at her, didn't speak to me for three days, I should have taken it as an omen and quit while I was ahead.

[TheScientist]

a cow beign shot by a Thompson Auto.

[esp]

first off the first story wasnt funny it would be sad if that actually happened, and the second one is just plain inhumane and wrong, im sorry but it is to me. and this thread makes no sense either

[slave]

During Air Force Recruits we all took turns in commanding the group at marching etc, one guy (typical sheltered little mummys boy freak) was in charge one day, he was being a total wanker and going on about how great he was and trying to make us do the most pointless shite. Well just as he pointed out YET AGAIn how great he was he tripped over a step, split his nose apart and was rushed off to medical...

[TheScientist]

Originally Posted by esp

first off the first story wasnt funny it would be sad if that actually happened, and the second one is just plain inhumane and wrong, im sorry but it is to me. and this thread makes no sense either

It was from the movie O Brother Where Art Thou?!
O if you wanna see Mercedes-benzs new S65 AMG, look at the Mercedes forum

[TheNotoriousMogg]

Originally Posted by TheScientist

O if you wanna see Mercedes-benzs new S65 AMG, look at the Mercedes forum

where did that come from???

[HogieGT-R]

dunno, but i do remember when my football coach slipped and fell on his ass.....as a matter of fact...i kind of laugh every time someone slips and falls on their ass

[Toksin]

Funniest thing I've ever seen?

Not this thread.

[mytwopointeight]

Originally Posted by Toksin

Funniest thing I've ever seen?

Not this thread.

its pretty pointless actually

[Marc-OS]

This thread got 0wn3d!

[esp]

Originally Posted by TheNotoriousMogg

where did that come from???

not sure either maybe that new benz is a twin superch.....................not even gonna go there.

[Suislide]

Originally Posted by TheNotoriousMogg

where did that come from???

maybe he owns one...


let's not get into that again.

i can't remember the funniest thing i've ever witnessed...it must've been pretty funny though.

[2of9]

when school football team won the BEST team in our football conference

[TexasF355F1]

It actually happened today. I had gone to visit my friends in College Station and today one of my friends calls me and says she's having car trouble and her car won't start. So me and my roomate go up to the gas station and i get in and attempt to start it to see what its doing and it shakes real bad and then dies. So i look over at the gas pump and she had filled her little Honda Civic with Diesel. I wanted to laugh so hard but couldn't b/c it would have made her cry. She got it fixed but it cost $350. But oh my how funny. It was even funnier that she said she thought all gases were the same.

[2strokebloke]

Originally Posted by TexasF355F1

It actually happened today. I had gone to visit my friends in College Station and today one of my friends calls me and says she's having car trouble and her car won't start. So me and my roomate go up to the gas station and i get in and attempt to start it to see what its doing and it shakes real bad and then dies. So i look over at the gas pump and she had filled her little Honda Civic with Diesel. I wanted to laugh so hard but couldn't b/c it would have made her cry. She got it fixed but it cost $350. But oh my how funny. It was even funnier that she said she thought all gases were the same.

Reminds me of a story related to me by a friend who worked at a gas station.
Some girls in a Saturn pulled up to the diesel pump, after about a minute of confusion, they asked him (gas station friend) why the nozzle wouldn't fit into their car's gas tank - he just pointed to the sign on the pump, and told them it was diesel. Their response was to tell him that their saturn was a diesel, and to proceed with their attempt to pump diesel into their gas tank, one of them cupped her hands to try and catch all the diesel that was simply pouring onto the ground, and the other tried to get as much into the car as possible. Then they left. Who know's what happened a few miles down the road? Man, if more people in this country were literate, we'd not have problems like this.