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Old 09-10-2002, 03:59 PM
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Talking Yet another blonde joke....
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and
hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and
clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were
watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts.
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Heard it before, but it's good! :hehehe:
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:buck it's a damn shame how easily we are manipulated.
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Re: Yet another blonde joke....
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She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
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What he said
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:buck it's a damn shame how easily we are manipulated.
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