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02-01-2004, 09:51 PM
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Another blonde joke!
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when
she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
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02-01-2004, 09:53 PM
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Haha, heard it b4, still funny.
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02-01-2004, 10:00 PM
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Re: Another blonde joke!
cute!
 I know people that are that "smart"!
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02-01-2004, 10:51 PM
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Re: Another blonde joke!
hahahaha YES!! thats funny shit
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02-02-2004, 06:29 AM
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Re: Another blonde joke!
made me laugh, lucky none of you know im blonde
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02-02-2004, 12:33 PM
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Re: Another blonde joke!
heard it
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02-02-2004, 01:42 PM
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 Now that was the funniest thing I heard all day.
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02-02-2004, 02:34 PM
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Re: Re: Another blonde joke!
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02-02-2004, 02:50 PM
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Re: Another blonde joke!
The joke's good, but I think the funniest thing is the "targeted links" at the top of the page. You know how they change to reflect the topic of the thread? Well, viewing this thread this morning, I see links to "Endangered Species", and "Help Brain Tumour Patients"
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02-02-2004, 03:06 PM
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Re: Re: Another blonde joke!
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