Things never to say to a man with a small one

[taranaki]

Tangie,you are in violation of rule 2.


1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Stop fingering me and fuck me.
4. I'm sorry.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat??? I doubt it'll reach my tongue!!!
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
71. Nevermind, why bother.

[kris]

[Rich]

Originally posted by taranaki
25. This explains your car.

Ouch

[RVDNuT374]

lol

[tazdev]

Ouch x 71

[Ssom]

Originally posted by tazdev
Ouch x 71

Are you trying to say something??? :finger:




Still- this thread is funny :silly2:

[tazdev]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi


Are you trying to say something??? :finger:

Obviously NOT or I would be driving an R not a GTE:finger:

[Ssom]

Originally posted by tazdev


Obviously NOT or I would be driving an R not a GTE:finger:

touche

[SentraGirl]

LMFAO

[nubiannupe]

Originally posted by SentraGirl
LMFAO

That must go hand-in-hand with RVDNuT374's sig block:

I lost my ass. Can I have yours?

:hehehe: :hehehe:

[YogsVR4]

71. Nevermind, why bother.

Thats the one that would probably hurt the most. At least with the others, the poor guy would at least still get some

[Spec2 Girl]

Ouch! Some of those are just plain nasty. I like! :angel:

[Moppie]

The Following Simply has to be said. If not I will go mad and start killing ppl, or cackle to death.
It is NOT to be taken seriously, and is done merely for the sake of my own warped and twisted sense of humor.
Besides which this is the internet, and if you post something it is open to abuse by anyone.

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Some of those are just plain nasty. I like! :angel:

So you going to try a few out when you get home?





And Mr T did you compile that list from your own experiance, or just stumble across it somewhere? :finger:

[taranaki]

Originally posted by Moppie

And Mr T did you compile that list from your own experiance, or just stumble across it somewhere? :finger:

I'd have to be fortunate enough to show it before anybody could pass judgement...