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#1
10-05-2005, 11:58 AM
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Five Things Men Should Never Say At Victoria's Secret:
FIVE THINGS MEN SHOULD NEVER SAY AT VICTORIA'S SECRET:
1) Does this come in children's sizes? 2) No, thanks. Just sniffing. 3) Mom will love this. 4) No need to wrap it. I'll eat it here. 5) Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that! 
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10-05-2005, 12:25 PM
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Re: Five Things Men Should Never Say At Victoria's Secret:
i walked into a victoria's secret wearing my "3-WAY" shirt does that count?
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10-05-2005, 12:39 PM
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Re: Five Things Men Should Never Say At Victoria's Secret:
I got a job now there as a stock boy and now they arte training me to be a sales clerk.... indeed I will get fired for saying that. But I should try saying number 5
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10-05-2005, 01:13 PM
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Re: Re: Five Things Men Should Never Say At Victoria's Secret:
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 Of course there may be some not so attractive ladies coming in.
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10-05-2005, 01:13 PM
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Re: Five Things Men Should Never Say At Victoria's Secret:
I didn't know they let guys be sales clerks there. I know when I shop at V.S. for my girlfriend I prefer the advice from the ladies. But props to you..
Its kind of like when I buy her clothes from Express.. There's always some hot chic working who knows exactly how each and every pair of jeans is supposed to fit and knows the model #'s by heart. if there was some guy trying to sell me womans jeans it would just be weird.  -Jimmy
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10-05-2005, 02:16 PM
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Re: Five Things Men Should Never Say At Victoria's Secret:
 Very funny. We need to make a longer list though. Too bad that I can't think of anything right now.
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10-05-2005, 02:36 PM
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6) Where are your dressing rooms at?
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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10-05-2005, 07:09 PM
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7. Will you model this for me? (only if she's old enough to be your mother, unless that turns you on sicko...)
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10-05-2005, 09:23 PM
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7) Which bra is easiest to take off?
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-Tony- Sold my Z28 looong ago. Now sporting an '03 TJ.
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10-05-2005, 10:07 PM
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Re: Five Things Men Should Never Say At Victoria's Secret:
8) Excuse me ma'am, does this come in my size?
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10-05-2005, 10:37 PM
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9) Do you carry bras for man-boobs or are those special order?
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-Tony- Sold my Z28 looong ago. Now sporting an '03 TJ.
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10-05-2005, 10:43 PM
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Re: Five Things Men Should Never Say At Victoria's Secret:
10) Oh, the size won't matter, she's inflatable.
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10-05-2005, 11:20 PM
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11) You have something like this except with more space in the crotch area?
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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10-05-2005, 11:33 PM
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Re: Five Things Men Should Never Say At Victoria's Secret:
12) Forty Five bucks?? You're just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!
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10-05-2005, 11:57 PM
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Re: Five Things Men Should Never Say At Victoria's Secret:
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