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#1
10-02-2005, 10:19 PM
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Things to never say to a policeman...
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3 .Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?!"
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10-02-2005, 10:25 PM
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Arent all those quotes on a shirt? And there's also like 30 or so on that shirt as well.. so
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10-02-2005, 11:04 PM
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Re: Things to never say to a policeman...
Yea those are old but still great. I will never forget when I was watching world's wildest police video's once and a cop pulls this guy over for weaving all over the road. Cop to driver: "Hello sir, have you had anything to drink tonight?" Driver: "Nothing at all sir." Cop: "Ok, well can you step out and walk around to the front of my car." Driver: "Sure thing." They get back there and the cop says "Here let me set your beer down for you." Seriously one of the funniest things i've ever seen. Peace-
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10-02-2005, 11:11 PM
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Re: Things to never say to a policeman...
My favorite is....
"Oh, i'm sorry officer i was just about to back up and stop at it".......lol.
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10-02-2005, 11:24 PM
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Re: Things to never say to a policeman...
I was with a friend once and he rolled through a stop sign, gets pulled over. The cop just says "you didn't stop at that stop sign back there" and my friend goes "THERE WAS A STOP SIGN??? I just sneezed I'm sorry it will never happen again!" The cop looked like somebody had just knocked the wind out of him and says "ok well be more carefull next time." I was like what the fuck just happened. Peace-
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