Help me get back at my neighbours. (Prizes Inside!)*

[Sean]

Okay, here is the story.

Every night now, for the past week, my neighbours have been lighting off fireworks. I've got no problem with it, except they are rather reckless about it. Last year they were lighting them off in the streets where kids were trick-or-treating, and in the field behind my house, so they end up exploding in my backyard.

Last year, my dad went over and told them (a bunch of young kids, no adult in sight ) to stop launching them over the house. Next morning, we find a blob of grease on the road infront of our house.

I've been thinking about setting off a few volleys of Roman Candles aimed above their house (at 4am, nonetheless), but decided to see what AF thinks I should do. Reasoning doesn't seem to work because they're about as thickheaded as Anna Nicole Smith's midsection.

So come on, give me your ideas.


*Prizes not included.

[Suislide]

no prizes, no ideas.

[Sean]

Maybe I could unleash a pack of rabid wolves into their pool...

Prizes? Oh alright, maybe I can find some used napkins. If you're lucky, you could find drawings of theorys and such. Or snot. Probably snot. Maybe I'll send an order form, and you can specify which one you want. Isn't this fun?

[Oz]

Mail them some letters that you sealed with cum.

[Damien]

Originally Posted by Oz

Mail them some letters that you sealed with cum.

j/k

There's something incredibly wrong with that

[Suislide]

better yet, spooge on some envelopes (on the adhesive strip) and get them to "help" you seal them.

*shudder*

now where's my napkin, bish?

[Toksin]

Quickset concrete in the door locks. Tampons in their car's gas tank. Grease on door knobs. Molotov cocktails over the fence.

Err, you might do well to ignore that last one.

Gimme napkin!

[Suislide]

make them a tampon sandwhich.

[Oz]

Originally Posted by S13_Iketani

better yet, spooge on some envelopes (on the adhesive strip) and get them to "help" you seal them.

*shudder*

now where's my napkin, bish?

Did you actually READ my reply?

[GundamExpo]

When there out there lighting fireworks...

Take a fist full of bottle rockets, light them, then chuck them over the fence and hope they dont come back at you. Thats my suggesting, also carry a trash can lid with you just incase you got a bottle rocket going toward your head.

or

Get a paint ball gun and nail em right in the groin.

[Moppie]

Call the cops?

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

Originally Posted by Moppie

Call the cops?

most sensible suggestion yet.

[jon@af]

I always liked the sound of using a flathead screwdriver and hammer on their door locks when their car is locked, but that's only if I get EXTREMELY pissed. Uh...if you can get away with it, during the night paint their house pink. Buy a gay pride flag and hang it from their house or put a gay pride sticker on their bumper, I like the quickset cement in the doorlocks one that Dave said. I dont know man, Im not too good with the whole "getting back at people" thing.

[Suislide]

Originally Posted by Oz

Did you actually READ my reply?

you said mail them envelopes already sealed with cum. i said cum on the adhesive, and get them to "help" you lick the envelopes and close them. say it's a wedding or something.

if that's what you meant, then i read it or understood it wrong or something.

[taranaki]

Sounds like time for the "flaming bag of dog sh*t" on the doorstep.