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Old 07-21-2005, 09:38 PM
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Re: I've decided to do it...

fuel cutoffs are your friend.

I just want a steering wheel that impales a theif if they can't answer a simple question that is asked by the car each time the driver enters.

Car: What is the name of your dog?

Theif: Uhhhhhhhh Ralph.

Car: Correct *impale*

Theif: Agka.ahn... but... I was correct?!?

Car: I lied, eat shit and die fucker.




That'd rock.
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