seriously off topic thread

lmao. i'm at school right now with a 33.6 lol my house has 56K i think (what ever high speed phone is) and it loaded quickly lol and it loaded fast here.:bloated: i dunno wut i'm talkin about ne more cuz ppl r talkin to me lol so this is just an extra whore for me:sun: lol yay! one extra post!!! haha

Okay, this will make you hate cops forever, i found this on SuperHonda, i can't believe this, watch the video!!!

http://www.wkrn.com/Global/story.asp?S=1076500&nav=1ugFDGSN

Well im off to the junkyard for some bumper lenses, one of the screws that holds my left one in broke off, so its kinda just chillin there, I also kind of want to go back to clear even though I like the black look they have.

thats gotta suck about the screw breaking off. points out i'm level 1 enthusiest! :sun:

haa, I still havent made it out to the junkyard, this kinda sucks, cause I dont wanna buy new ones online cause the shipping will suck, but then again I dont really wanna get junkyard ones cause they are probably chipped to all hell.

Update: Well I was walking my dog (shown below) and I saw this really fucked up 90-91 sedan, hood fucked up, 1 headlight, no corner lenses, roof dented in, etc ... perfect bumper lenses, I wanna jack em but I would have a guilty consience. So im gonna call my local junkyard and see what they will cost and then check if I can go get ones that arent chipped to hell, if not new bumper lenses are like 11 bux on autodynic, I aint sure bout the shipping though.

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Aug/2002882796586255093813.jpg

Thats my dad when we were washing him one time, I have an entire thread on detailing the dog, lol

http://139.81.142.25/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=58861&highlight=labrador

How do i whore it up.....i was just really bored soo i came to the off topic thread lol:finger:

Originally posted by Dx18704
How do i whore it up.....i was just really bored soo i came to the off topic thread lol:finger:

Just post some random shit ... you should be able to grow as a postwhore from there.

ooooOoOOo i am goin to be one big whore:badass:

Got a half lab half pit in front of Kmart today.

He is the most chill dog all he does is sleep and piss.

Originally posted by Dx18704
ooooOoOOo i am goin to be one big whore:badass: JWT :finger:

Originally posted by Little Burner
Got a half lab half pit in front of Kmart today.

Aww, your dog looks tight ... I love labs, mine just eats, sleeps, goes for walks, but lord help me if I get him anywhere near the water, might have trouble getting him to come out and go home, he loves it.

anyone into paintball? i have 2 paintball guns im trying to offload, click on the ebay auctions link in my sig

Originally posted by slammed89civic
anyone into paintball? i have 2 paintball guns im trying to offload, click on the ebay auctions link in my sig

*Points out that I am the current high bidder* :D :cool:

::points out that you have been outbid::

Originally posted by slammed89civic
::points out that you have been outbid::

Damn it, those would have been sweet. :(

damn audi! you're sig. is getting bigger every day. could you take it down a little?

2 of your replies take up a page...and your replies are only a line long (doh!) :finger:

thank you kindly sir, and have a nice day. watch your step. come back soon

I'LL TAKE THAT VCR FROM U..............ONLY IF YOU PAY ME TO :D

sorry, i run my computer on a high resalution, it wasnt very big to me, but fived, im sure it was annoying to other peeps

slammed89civic thats one sweet vcr lol, thought it would go for more then a buck tho haha. take it to a pawn shop, they might give you 2 bucks hehe:silly2:

i havent whored for a bit lol
spent 650 bux this week on car parts :( new control arms and a gasket kit, and thats canadian funds too :spam: hehe look... its SPAM! lol :spam2: and spam man! haha :machinegu :aug2: lol i love these lil pics
well... time to go work on the car some more. need to finish the body work, get the speedo cable out, take the head off, finish interior work, get the car off jack stands and put my steelies back on hehe

Yes! got off my lazy ass and took the head off today:sun: monday i take it to the machine shop to be fixed and get new valve seals! and I also got my passenger side door panel on :sun: it looks ALOT better than white lol, and it looks better than just having 1/2 a door panel attached lol. oh yea, put a patch on my passenger side rocker panel too! and cleaned the passenger side carpet too lol. well... thats all for now, gotta get un-thawed then i might go out tonight and do body work.

well i am goin to work and its freezing outside i hope my balls dont fall off

i dind't no where to post them so here they are

here

some intresting pictures you got thier lol.........for the first time in awhile i saw the server busy message :machinegu :monkeypis :newburn: i all most died

Originally posted by 1PhatCX
slammed89civic thats one sweet vcr lol, thought it would go for more then a buck tho haha. take it to a pawn shop, they might give you 2 bucks hehe:silly2:

yea, i really dont expect it to go over the 1.00 bid it currently has, but i dont care, im selling it for a friend

Originally posted by slammed89civic


yea, i really dont expect it to go over the 1.00 bid it currently has, but i dont care, im selling it for a friend

oh yea lol, would be funny if u checked it one day and it was up to like 20 or 30 bux lol.

thats one nice vcr you got thier lol:smoker2:

GOD DAMMIT!!:(
I just bought an 88 - 91 Civic Si on Mightnight Club and it was Stolen 2 mins later! this time i bought one and put an alarm on right away! it better not get stolen now!:) and to the person who stole it....:flipa: :finger: i'll find u... and steal ur car haha:finger: :flipa:

For some odd reason i cant get into that game

did they send you an e-mail with the server address other than the normal one? it wouldnt work for me too but now it does
midnite challenge (http://66.115.184.12/index.php)

Well, i'll be damned! the vcr went up to 7.50 haha

Originally posted by slammed89civic
Well, i'll be damned! the vcr went up to 7.50 haha

it did?? i see the power sunroof switch is at 7.50 and dont see the VCR on ur list anymore...

Anyways, I got the mail today and found that I failed my accounting class, and only pulled b's in math and ecommerce ... so I gotta take that damn 2 hour class again, I might be able to try a challenge exam but I doubt it ... anyways, I probably gotta go take 2 hr night school or repeat the class april quarter or something :(

I also may have lost my scholarship, cause it requires a 2.5 and all I pulled was a 2.48 :(

I gotta really lay off the message boards at school and pay attention from now on, cause this shit isnt cool.

My accounting teacher was the biggest bitch though ... you couldnt even ask him a question without getting made fun of and ultimatley feeling like a dumbass.

I kinda saw this coming, but damn it ... this really sucks :(

Originally posted by Melt
Anyways, I got the mail today and found that I failed my accounting class, and only pulled b's in math and ecommerce ... so I gotta take that damn 2 hour class again, I might be able to try a challenge exam but I doubt it ... anyways, I probably gotta go take 2 hr night school or repeat the class april quarter or something :(

I also may have lost my scholarship, cause it requires a 2.5 and all I pulled was a 2.48 :(

I gotta really lay off the message boards at school and pay attention from now on, cause this shit isnt cool.

My accounting teacher was the biggest bitch though ... you couldnt even ask him a question without getting made fun of and ultimatley feeling like a dumbass.

I kinda saw this coming, but damn it ... this really sucks :(

dude that is SHITTY! u were off by like .02 and they might take ur scholorship away? thats big time BS! its definately not fair if they take it!
hope everything works out, and about the message boards and forums... there addictive eh? hehe, hasnt been a full month and i'm at level 2, almost 1/2 way to level 3 lol

So I got my new schedule too And thats just the tip of the damn iceberg, they got me taking it again with the same teacher http://www.illusiverides.com/forum/html/emoticons/madrage.gif no way in hell im taking it with him again!! Hopefully I can get my schedule changed cause he is part of the problem , never answered any questions or gave a damn about us.

Originally posted by Melt
So I got my new schedule too And thats just the tip of the damn iceberg, they got me taking it again with the same teacher http://www.illusiverides.com/forum/html/emoticons/madrage.gif no way in hell im taking it with him again!! Hopefully I can get my schedule changed cause he is part of the problem , never answered any questions or gave a damn about us.

damn dude that really really sux! hope it worx out

well im in here right now just chillin, he seems slightly cooler this quarter ... hopefully I pass, just gotta lay off the AF and pay attention.

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!
Just got a call back from the machine shop... its 80 bux for my head to be done... well its done already lol, they quoted me 240 a few weeks before i brought it in! i'm super happy!:frog: my jaw like hit the floor when they said it was 80 bux :eek2: lol so happy now tho, i pick it up thursday afternoon sometime but he has to put the O- rings in because i forgot to give him those... oops lol. but anyways, theres my good news!:frog: :frog: :D :D :D :cool:

whooo who 400 posts

This moring when i was goin to warm my car up for school i popped my hatch to put my book bag in and i guess the hydralic lifts were loose and the son of a bitch thing came flying down right on the top of my head...man i fell to the fuking floor i thought my head was a hole in thier that little clip came and hit man it hurt like a bitch:rolleyes: :mad:

Has anyones car ever attack them

Melt:good luck with skool they might round that 2.48 up to 2.5 or at least i hope if not i will take care of them:badass:

Originally posted by Dx18704
Melt:good luck with skool they might round that 2.48 up to 2.5 or at least i hope if not i will take care of them:badass:

haha, I wish it was that easy, although with all the money it costs for this shit they should at least TRY to accomadate me.

ya i hate that i go to a catholic high school and we have like dress code and everything and like its soo stupid the guys cant were earings but girls have like 30 of them and have thier skirts up soo damn high (so not complaing about that one that hot:bandit: )

ok i am bored sooo...........a good name for a porno movie would be The Fast and the Curious lol......wow i am bored

Originally posted by Dx18704
a good name for a porno movie would be The Fast and the Curious

WOW, thats madd funny!! lol, thats the best thing i've heard all day......

aight, time for a real funny story, I was in the 92+ civic forum earlier when I found this

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83209

well I hit 3k, I put up a new thread about it, but that didnt last long
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t83211.html

Here's a funny ass joke that i had to post!

A Police officer pulls over a speeding car.

The Officer says, " I clocked you at 80 mph. sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, " Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, " Dammit woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says," Now dear you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
"Oh heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking.

I so would have kicked that ho out of my car :devil: :finger4:

thats a good joke i like that and for the story that is classic whoever thought of that

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Level 3!!!!!!!!!!!:frog: and it hasnt been a month yet!:finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :D :D :D :sun: :sun: :silly2:

god i have been here since october and i dont even have 200 yet

i am bored.....sooo i went outside and it was snowing.....soo i played with my ebrake a lil........it was a joyous time...

Melt: that dick over at civic4g civic sir or whatever his name is a big dick dont pay any attn to him hes a dick

Originally posted by Dx18704
i am bored.....sooo i went outside and it was snowing.....soo i played with my ebrake a lil........it was a joyous time...

Melt: that dick over at civic4g civic sir or whatever his name is a big dick dont pay any attn to him hes a dick

Yea, i dunno what his problem is, im supirsed you guys took my side though, cause he did make a few good arguements ... whatever, I should drive by his shop and lite em up when I do go to SD ... although I doubt he has one, i mean come on, this guy says he drove up to SAC cause someone was talking shit to him, and he keeps talking about a turboed rex, hmm, I wonder what happened to it.

ya we might make fun of one another but when someone gangs up on you we are thier for you we are a family 4g family not a 4grand one but a 4gen one lol.....what am i talking about lol:p

well the thread got locked, I might stop going over there if im gonna be branded a ricer ... my car doesent look half as bad as it used to .. I had fake bullet holes, and jap lettering with hubcaps, at least now it looks respectable.

dude who cares......when i think japanesse car i think rice but thats just me........its only that one dic thats ruining it you know.......that one over thier isnt even really that good

i'm sick. who wants to talk tech when they're sick? i'm being a BIG AZZ POST WHORE :finger:

and my point is? not a damn thing :twoguns:

wot kinda music is everyone into ?

I Luv Shania Twain