the bathroom - and other things :)

I used to have a habit of falling asleep in the shower. its just so damn relaxing... you lean up against the wall then..... :sleep:

And its much safer than sleeping in the bath

And its much safer than sleeping in the bath

until you fall down and pull the curtain rod down with you :icon16:

that happens when you either A) drink too much or B) drink too much, spend the night with a Mexican hooker and you wake up noticing one of your kidneys is missing.

i don't drink.

But do you have both of your kidneys?

yes.

sleep walkin then :dunno:

maybe, it's wierd. i wake up in places i didn't go to sleep in, and no one else is around.

^ It does happen.

i just woke up, and i was in the bath, like "uh.....how did i get here?" and i can't remember getting up, or running a bath, or getting in. it's really wierd, i've woken up in both dry and full baths.

sleep walkin then :dunno:

Definitely. Remember the reports about the sleep aid Ambien that made the people using it sleep walk to the kitchen and eat?

My friend, YOU are a sleep walker.

my friend sleep walks all the time. one time he was spendin the night at my place and i woke up to find the room he was in totally rearranged. he had no recollection of doin it either.

I don't walk, but I do talk in my sleep. Like full conversations. My mom likes to wake me up so she can ask me to do stuff later on in the day, hoping in my semi-consciousness I'll agree, but I never remember the conversations and she always thinks I'm lyin!

Definitely. Remember the reports about the sleep aid Ambien that made the people using it sleep walk to the kitchen and eat?

i don't eat in my sleep, i get up an have something big, like a giant bowl of cheerios with a pint of milk. followed by another of the same.

^ I bet that was pretty funny too. lol.

my sister sleep talks, she has lond drawn out conversations then tells the other person to shut up and stuff, it's pretty funny standing near the door hearing he talk total and utter crap.

Alright, after 6 pages, I thought I'd chime in.

First, you guys are goddamn weird, especially 2.2 (pee sitting? I lost all respect for you man, :shakehead)


Second, if a guy starts talking to you, you go crazy man. Talk back and introduce yourself.
Infact, switch to you left hand (if your a righty) and shake the guy's hand.

Be like,
"Hows it going."
"The names Joe."

"Man, the weather is really something."
"Rain, 96 degrees, more rain, etc. etc."

or,
"George Bush is really going down hill."

Then you pull out your wallet and show him pictures of your family.


That'll teach him to talk to someone in the bathroom.



Also, I heard girls have couches in their bathrooms, is that true?

k well i don't really have a problem with talking but shaking hands is a little too much for me, especially if you haven't washed them.

Our bathrooms don't have couches. Someone lied...they're just as boring as yours, just without the urinals.

A bathroom is a bathroom...there shouldn't be this many rules, it's just peeing. As far as personal habits go, there's a reason bathrooms have doors...(with the exception of urinals, in which case I still don't want to know...)

i've been in a few bathrooms of ours that have couches. in milwaukee in at least one of the malls, there's like a little sitting room area inside the ladies room. carpeted, nice furniture. but i agree, a bathroom is a bathroom and really only needs to serve one purpose.

dont you think they should be called releif rooms? first of all, we're talking about restrooms since bathrooms are in houses and typically have baths...

but aniwho, shouldn't they be called relief rooms? your rest in a living room or bedroom, but restrooms are more commonly used for much relief whether it's throwing up, peeing, or...some other form of release, i mean relief. :naughty:

sorry, i had a discussion about this a few days back and that's what we've come to call it now and we're spreading the news. they are now relief rooms!

yes, i have a lot of spare time and i know i need a girl so :p

Yes, ritzy places tend to have couches in the women's restrooms. I still don't know why, besides for the people who are waiting for the friend who insists on making sure that Sector 14 of their hair-do is JUST RIGHT before leaving.

if you shake it more than twice you're playing with yourself
I usually shake it about 6 times. I don't want any excess pee droplets in my draws.:grinno:

I usually shake it about 6 times. I don't want any excess pee droplets in my draws.:grinno:

"No matter how you shake and dance, the last 3 drops are in your pants"

Yes, ritzy places tend to have couches in the women's restrooms. I still don't know why,
If women need to sit dow, or maybe breast feed in a more private area.

Do women really wanna breast feed a couple yards away from a toilet though?

Do women really wanna breast feed a couple yards away from a toilet though?

i bet they'd rather breast feed in the "relief room" than have a bunch of adolescent boys oggling her

^ thats why the couches are in the "ladies room".

wow hijacked hahaha...sleepwalking...any ways I do agree i think they would rather feed thier kid in the "relief room" in private or around other women then in front of the whole place.

Maybe a thread about breast feeding in public should be started.

^ If you're so inclined, go for it.

^ If you're so inclined, go for it.

I'd be inclined to close this one if it continues to wander, was what I was saying.

i don't know how long that thread would last though. seeing how a lot of the people on here are males. call me crazy but somehow i don't think a lot of them breast feed. I know that we have some members of the female gender on here, i don't know how much info they would be willing to give up though :dunno: the thread could either get very interesting very quickly or closed very quickly :2cents:

Bah, I just updated the title, it's all good!

Bah, I just updated the title, it's all good!
:werd:

Bah, I just updated the title, it's all good!
Very nice, lol. :grinyes:

^ I agree...there are like what 2 active females in here, and i don't know if they breast feed or not, but chances are no.

But fred, aren't we still talking about the bathroom? Bathroom etiquette, rules etc?

edit: I see the name has been changed to reflect our newfound interest in breast... feeding :bigthumb:

It's chill, everything is happy now!

i think the title is "all inclusive"

But anyways, back on the topic of the hour, it just seems odd to me that you would feed your child within the boundaries of the bathroom. Obviously this is refuge from the eyes of strange men, but still. I'd carry a bottle or wait til we got to the house.

i think the title is "all inclusive"
Very...so have at your breast feeding convo.

But anyways, back on the topic of the hour, it just seems odd to me that you would feed your child within the boundaries of the bathroom. Obviously this is refuge from the eyes of strange men, but still. I'd carry a bottle or wait til we got to the house.

i can see where you are coming from. some kids just will NOT take a bottle though. Like me, i never had one. my parents would try and give me one but it i would never take it.

as for waiting till you get home, babies start cryin and you want to shut them up as quickly as possible. my solution for when i take my kids out (when i have them) toss some nyquil in the bottle and let them have their fun :evillol:

^ instant nap time.

as for waiting till you get home, babies start cryin and you want to shut them up as quickly as possible. my solution for when i take my kids out (when i have them) toss some nyquil in the bottle and let them have their fun :evillol:

IMO That's just wrong, drugging up a helpless child.

LOL, good plan.

IMO That's just wrong, drugging up a helpless child.

let me clarify here, it is only a joke and i would never do that to a child. shoot i don't even take nyquil myself. don't go callin Youth and Families Department on me now :uhoh:

^ your going to get PWNED by Youth and Families Department...haha

hehehe

if i ever did use nyquil on my kid i would not worry about YFD but i would be more scared of my wife. that's like messin with the Devil himself. no good can come of it.

Glad you're kidding lol, I know people that do that for real.....messin' up a kid like that....:nono:

LOL, hurry, hide the nyquil!

Glad you're kidding lol, I know people that do that for real.....messin' up a kid like that....:nono:

yeah, some people just need to be bitch slapped with reality and the fact that it messed your kid up.

while we're on the subject of Nyquil, my friend once chased a double shot of Vodka with Nyquil. what does this have to do with the bathroom you may ask? Well the Nyquil was in the bathroom, and needless to say he spent the rest of the night huggin the toilet.

^ Never chase vodca w/ nyquil. Now that is a true lesson learned.

http://home.insight.rr.com/nyquil/nyquil.jpg
:grinno:

^ lol, Nice.

that's just wrong. :Rofl: :lol::rofl::lol::rofl:

HAHAHAHA...good shit...

so to the guy who said "why can't the baby just wait till home?" um yeah..you can't do that to babies. they need to eat when they're hungry, it's not healthy to make them wait. plus they'll cry and scream till they get what they want. most women have the decency of doing it discreetly or just giving their baby a bottle instead. i have seen some women sitting in the middle of a crowded room in public during a discussion with her kid squirming and jammed up her shirt. :rolleyes:

I said
I'd carry a bottle or wait til we got to the house.
Which led to
i can see where you are coming from. some kids just will NOT take a bottle though. Like me, i never had one. my parents would try and give me one but it i would never take it.

as for waiting till you get home, babies start cryin and you want to shut them up as quickly as possible.

So that leads us to the best option
i have seen some women sitting in the middle of a crowded room in public during a discussion with her kid squirming and jammed up her shirt. :rolleyes:

Peep show! :naughty:

Peep show! :naughty:
oh i must have forgotten to mention she was well over 200 pounds and not at all attractive. her kid didn't even want to breastfeed, he was seriously over 2 years old. yeah..:disappoin