A Riddle..........

queue.

queue.
woohoo!

ok I feel like a retard....

I was thinking of that dammit but could remember how to spell it correctly:banghead:

I kept thinking of cue, q, que

I have one! it kinda easy. HAve at it.....

Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?

I have one! it kinda easy. HAve at it.....

Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
You're kidding, right?

The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it

You're kidding, right?

No don't answer it! Let the other people think a little!

I have one! it kinda easy. HAve at it.....

Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?


They are 1 dollor more

The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is itEasy i'd answer that but i want to see who gets it wrong first............................................. ..................a great condom!..................























http://www.highlandfuneral-crematory.com/images/coffin_sapphire.jpg







toooo late!

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it

[QUOTE=drewh4386]Easy i'd answer that but i want to see who gets it wrong first............................................. ..................a great condom!..................




smart ass:p

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it


Water gives it away. ICE!!

A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible

Rope isnt tied to anything.

what has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than the trees,up up it goes, and yet it never grows.
what is it

Something big and has to do with nature.................A mountain, hill, cliff???:confused:

the pope has it but does not use it
your father has it but your mother uses it
your lady friends husband has it and she uses it
what is it

Something big and has to do with nature.................A mountain, hill, cliff???:confused:

yep a mountain

the pope has it but does not use it
your father has it but your mother uses it
your lady friends husband has it and she uses it
what is it

penis

nope try again

penis.....:banghead:





Edit....i like this one better.
CAn anybody guess what this says?
The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of every end,
The end of every place.
What is it?

"no sex causes bad eyes"

no sex causes bad eyes

your new ones been posted before.

"e"

I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul, what am I

http://img289.echo.cx/img289/2305/af19ah.gif


i can just see a bad graded building set :lol2:

read between the lines

Since I play a saxophone (for the girls- sexophone) i remember that riddle from highschool.
http://www.thomasschrunk.com/wood/images/Steinway%20Piano.jpg

now answer my other one

I got one

Thin I am quick, fat I am slow, wind is my foe what am I

A candle


now enough of my whoring!!! back in a few minutes.........

the pope has it but does not use it
your father has it but your mother uses it
your lady friends husband has it and she uses it
what is it

i don't know......... money:confused:

first one is right second one try again

A last name

OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!


a LAST name

yep

What is bought when you're alive but not used until you're dead?

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 in the evening?

What crime will get you sent to prison for trying to committe but unpunishable if it's committed?

What crime will get you sent to prison for trying to committe but unpunishable if it's committed?

Suicide

What is bought when you're alive but not used until you're dead?



a coffin

What is bought when you're alive but not used until you're dead?

Life insurance

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 in the evening?


A man

What is bought when you're alive but not used until you're dead?



a coffin

If you've bought yourself a coffin I'm scared,

:lol:

What crime will get you sent to prison for trying to committe but unpunishable if it's committed?
suicide

If you've bought yourself a coffin I'm scared,

:lol:

Who doesn't buy their own coffin? I mean I want my coffin to be comfy so that's why I'm going to buy mine.

I wouldent go that far

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 in the evening?

A dog that gets hit by a car and then taken to the vet,
(j/k)
Poor little guy

:lol:

If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A hundred, ?
A hundred And one
Or A thousAnd?

one thousand

what is significant about the sentence:

Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz?

every letter of the alphabet

Heres one that took me about an hour to work out.

You have 9 billiard balls and one is lighter than the rest. You also have some scales (like this: )
http://www.delta.edu/mkhiatt/Scales.gif

What is the least amount of tries on the scales that you would need to work out which is the lightest ball?

whatever 9! is.

whatever 9! is.

Huh?


BTW, if you don't know what billiard balls are (ever been out before?:p) you can change it with nails, screws, bags of weed, 10 packs of googs... anything really.

whatever 9! is.
read 9 factorial
362,880

Its 9*8*7*6*5*4*3*2*1

It would be used if you asked how many ways can you rearange 9 letters or something,

I'd say less than 9 though,
just leave one out,
So you have 4 and 4

1. If your first test is even then you already have the light ball out, if your first test has a light side, then its one of those 4,
2. 2 and 2 from there,
3. then 1 and 1, and voila you have your light ball

3

I'd say less than 9 though,
just leave one out,
So you have 4 and 4

1. If your first test is even then you already have the light ball out, if your first test has a light side, then its one of those 4,
2. 2 and 2 from there,
3. then 1 and 1, and voila you have your light ball

3

Very close, but can be done in less ways..
You are thinking on the right track, but same theory, less ways.

theres no way to do that in 2 trials, is there?

got it down to 2,

3 and 3
with 3 off,

Then 1 and 1 from whichever is the light side or the side pile if the two on scales are even, if the scales are even with the 1 and 1 then its the left out one,

Hell yeah, thats a hell of a trick to pull, could probably even make some money if you pitch it right
had me thinkin,

Well, you got it right. Took me about an hour of silence to get it, was drunk and ended up playing around with 9 cigarettes to get it.

My mate got it in a funnier way, he was thinking about it for about 2 weeks, asking me the solution everytime he saw me. Then suddenly he woke up at 4am, and had it. :lol2: