AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)

Ok, guys, since the mods didn't much like our little game, I think we should try again, only this time we'll keep it clean, and not get it locked.

So try to think of something clean, but humerous, and don't wind it too tight.


and remember...

Keep it CLEAN!

Thank you.

Now, there once was a man named HighOctane. He was driving on the 1 when all of the sudden he saw....

Vince Diesel riding a Barbie tricycle on the side of the road and Vince says....

hey check out my NOX modified tricycle, I'll bet it'll go faster than your ride, lets race. At this point the light turns green and ...

Vince hammers it. Hammers that nail right into HighOctanes rear wheel. He cackles loudly then says....

"I dress in women's underwear!!!" Then he...

...hit the button again, being sure to avoid Nos's rear wheel this time. He surged ahead but the bent front tricycle wheel caused him to.....

lose control of his bike, it wobbled so much that he couldn't hold on any longer, so he jumped off his bike and landed on...

a flying saucer that whisked him away...

So HighOctane pulled out his Laser gun which he got from his MIB friends for X-mas and shot down the saucer, Vince fell out screaming......

"MY NAME ISN'T VINCE, IT'S VIN!". Vin's fall was broken by a...

Large herd of llamas who were now tearing through centeral park eating...

Dogcrap they picked up in the park. Just as all of this happened clawhammer arrived and said:

"Nice underwear." Vin looked down and indeed his jeans had been torn away during the high velocity saucer ride. Vin now proceeded to......

look for some pants when he runs right in to Sexy_Angel who says...

"So you're the one who stole my favorite panties. Give it back" Vin then...

thinks to himself, why was HighOctane driving on the 1 in the first place? He's only 13! Then he remembers the stolen panties and...

-need to wait for 5 posts, Claw-

Decides to run away with the stolen Panties, just to get caught on camera (on the show COPS) so the cops chased him down and....

Beat him mercilessly, until Swigz finally arrived and screamed....

after the beating which obviously didn't harm vin because of his muscular physique, he begins to run. he takes his panties off so he can run faster and after running at a furious pase for some time, sees his tricycle on the side of the road and jumps on to out run the cops, thats where the chase starts...

...After a quick check of the NOS system, Vin hit the button and blasted off. He pulled a wheelie this time to avoid crashing due to the bent front wheel.

He needed some pants and cover from the cops, so he aimed his now rocketing tricycle towards the front windows of the local department store and braced himself for impact....

When all of a sudden A kid's bouncer blew apart, sending balls of rubber hurtling everywhere. Vin was right i nthe crossfire, when all of the sudden...

the aliens returned to seek revenge for shooting down their mother ship, just as the aliens are about to open up fire on vin and the cops...

He remembers the cops are after him, he then runs to the womens department and asks the sales woman..Do you have any........

any thongs, the clerk at the department store just happened to be an undercover alien and asked him too........

Tell them all about how to get into movies about rice-racing. He told them all his secrets, when all of the sudden Paul Walker pulled up and said, "I owe you a 10 second car!" Just then...

EclipseRST shows up to say this is stupid and locks the doors... He also states that the next person to start a thread about the same thing another thread was closed about will be banned! :biggrin:

Although after a few thought from a couple people, I decide to open it back up in good christmas favor. But the rules still stand about duplicate threads being made after another one is locked. This is the only exception because it was made because the other one got out of hand. Just keep it clean and somewhat sane!

Tell them all about how to get into movies about rice-racing. He told them all his secrets, when all of the sudden Paul Walker pulled up and said, "I owe you a 10 second car!" Just then...
Paul Walker was struck by lightning. Everyone started laughing until...

Vin Diesel came and started kissing Paul, things got weird, but then....

...........until Vin Diesel gave Paul a glare in the eye. The tricycle was now blown to pieces by the aliens, and Paul gives him a new tricked out BMX bicycle because Vin was still upset with his pair of thongs. However, the aliens came and.....

abducted Vin! But they left the bike - Paul hopped on the bike and....

as soon as his foot touched the petals of his tricycle, the cop smashed Paul in the face with his night stick and the rest of the cops joined in... rodney king style... vin saw this from his window of his spaceship and cuckled to him self. vin pulles out his goggles from his movie Pitch Black and cuts the lights. of coarse he beats all the aliens asses and then casually strolls out of the ship. from the corner of his eye he sees a gun one of the aliens droped and decided he'd have some fun just as...

An alien he hadnt seen before grabs it and pops a cap in Vins throat. With his dying breathe, Vin manages to mumble...

"oompa oompa, oompadi doo, I have another riddle for you", This left everyone wondering what the riddle was.. Then all of a sudden...

The aliens use their superior technology and lazer stitch Vin's throat back together. After that Vicious shows up with a beer in one hand and a cig in the other saying...

Hey Vin , I have the exact pair of thongs you do. Vicious then asks him if he wants to join his boy band " The Wankers" so he takes him to their Tour bus and Vin says....

I need to get some real clothes, I hate this thong, it hurts too much to wear it. So they decide to go to the mall. As soon as the bus pulls up to the mall, Vin gets out in his thong and ...

Just then Highoctane Pulls up with the aliens, and says, "Holy crap, this thing is still going~!" Rejoice!

There was a loud crash, HighOctane looked and saw...

vin knocking over all the bra racks in a angry rage because they didnt have the matching bra to his thong, the suddenly..

...the story ends. The end.





hahahaha

But Vin ignored the narrator saying it was over for him, grabbed some men's clothing as a disguise (since they were now looking for a cross dresser).

He ran up the escalator, taking stairs two at a time. He had seen a small alien ship land upon the roof earlier, and figured it was his best way out.

The door on the rooftop clanged open, surprising the lone alien guard. It turned, and saw Vin, airborne, with fist extended.
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Vin piloted the craft over Los Angeles, looking for the right spot to touch down. He reduced power, landing in the ....

the middle of South Central, where all da hoodies at. Then a bunch of gangstas came with UZIs goin like "WTF YO," so then..............

he stole one of their gangsta mobiles... and found a shotgun in it. he shot the gangstas and drove off while the bass was booming in the ghetto mobile.. he then ran over a...

stupid ricer who just executed the "fly by" on him. Vin then realizes his car is smoking so he decides to...

Get out. Vin then proceded all the way up to Canaa, where he saw...

a sasquatch, a mounty, a hockey player, and the simpsons coming off of a bus, he proceded to ...

too impatient for 5 posts

drive by, but then he rear ended a gynormous lumberjack who was twice the size of Vin in a Fiat 500. After a short brawl with Vin loosing, he sees his 1966 GTO and jumps in and speeds off. then......

Floors it in the gto an trys to pull another fast an furious across the train tracks as a train is comeing at full speed he shifts an...

and misses a gear. He cussess, but the car still rolls across the tracks in time. He can't get the car into second gear anymore, so he ...

...finds himself dematerializing in the transporter beam of the small alien ship he had stolen earlier.

When he rematerialized, he saw HighOctaneNOSUser at the controls. "We have unfinished business", said HighOctaneNOSUser to Vin. Then, ....

HighOctane simply said, "...Eh." And Vin was knocked unconscious by the word. High Octane then flew to...

...the mental hospital and took vin with him, so that the doctor can get the ricyness* out of him, the doctor took out his stick and...

immediately gave up knowing it was a lost cause. Follwing this...

immediately gave up knowing it was a lost cause. Follwing this...

Zaphod Beeblebrox showed up in his Improbability Drive space craft looking for a glass of earths finest whiskey when all of the sudden...

THe military cracks down on him like they did on Saddam. Guns drawn waiting for Zap to surrender for tresspassing US homeland without permission, zap..........

Meh, 4, whatever:p

Zap is then beat down with-in an inch of his life, when suddenly....

Vin shows up with his F and F crew and their three Black Hondas and then goes to the the trunk and pulls out....

a toupe. He then procedes to tell everyone his secret that he is...

Really a Phyllis Diller impersonator, and began to tell bad jokes in a cackling voice. This caused all the officials to fall prone holding their ears.

Zaphod remembered that he was piloting the greatest ship ever constructed, had actually stolen it, and it contained the Infinite Improbability Drive. He activated it, with Eddie's help, and threw the switch.

Once the force field created by the IID had faded away, NOShighoctane, Vin, and Zaphod were standing alone in a field. "Thanks", said Vin and NOS. "No problem, man, I hate government", said Zaphod.

Then Zaphod took off. Vin and NOS could see two other humans waving from the windows, and a gleaming robot slumped over in one of the command chairs.

Vin and Nos looked at each other. NOS said, "Well, how about that race then?"

Vin replied, ......

Sure. I only race for slips tho.

Sure, said I, and when it came time to race, Vin looked over to see his Supra would be up against the mothership from Halo 2.

As I looked over, I winked and said, I owe you a warp 10 race. Can you handle it?

Vin, not to look out-done, said, sure, what the hell.

Then Zaphod Showed up with the infinity improbablility drive and said...