AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)

"DUCK", which she replied, "hmmm yes I would love some duck right about now". "Noooo" said vin as he pushed her out of the way of the incoming....

FATF Ricers, they spotted Vin and wanted him to sign their Neons and custom gear knobs. Vin didn't want this so he....

yelled for help, as the FATF Ricers started to chase him, he thought to himself......oO "What a week.. I'v been running around all day, I've been chased by aliens, I'v been chased and beaten by cops, I'v been chased by HighOctane, I'v Stolen Sexy_Angels favorite Panties, I'v Beed ripped off by yogi and boo boo, not to mention the thongs I stoled from the women's department, and now the FATF Ricers are after me"..... as he gives ups running he sits down and....................

To see HighOctane Finally mow down the last of the trees. He aimed the turret at the gas...He fired. Vin looked at paul, then at the car, and said, "Oh no, THE NAWWZZZZ!!"

Then, as the three jumped, thre was a large explosion behind. All three were out cold, when they woke up...

Vin realized that Paul was already concious and was lying on top of him. When Paul noticed Vin was awake, he looked at him with a twinkle in his eye and said to Vin in a soft whisper...

"Vin i've been to ashamed to say anything before now, with everythign going on in life i haven't had any time to talk to you about this. Being that we have a long walk ahead of us i just want to talk to you about how I am greatly attracted to....."

...hats. Really big hats.

Hats? said Vin with a perplexed look. "Yes, hats, especially the big easter bonnet type with all the feathers" At this point, Sexy Angel appears noticing that Paul is still on top of Vin and asks "Comfty", which vin replied...

oh yeah!...

at which point he jumps off vin an lands in a...

Not really. I wish The Wankers ( The Boy Band ) were here so we could sing my favorite song....

And yet again they forgot that HighOctane was still after them, hunting the evil of ricers:lol2:...

Just then, He crushed through the trees. Vin took off on his Moped, but the tank was catching up fast....

So Vin decided to go to the parking garage to ditch the moped, but the tank followed him. He ran down the alley when all of a sudden Paul came out of nowhere and .....

and Paul accidentally blurted out "I'm not a bisexual anymore, Vin. I'm now only into gay men....by the way you look hot in that thong. Wanna go out for a photoshoot?" Vin had a sparkle in his eye, and...

They took off, hand in hand, into the sunset. Then the tank ran them both down, and the ambulance picked Vin up in critical condition. Paul was DOA.

Paul was buried in a coffin with racing stripes down the side, and a fully sick NAWZ Decal on the lid. He was buried wearing his favorate "Wheres Wally" novelty hat. At the Funeral, Vin couldn't help but...

Edit: Anyone else think it is weird that Sexy angel got ditched for another man?

... but realize that his life was taking a turn that could abruptly end his life (thread).




Keep it PG everyone - Yogs

High Octane spotted the funeral ahead. He put the tank into full stealth mode, so it made virtually no sound. Nobody noticed the ground shaking, since the funeral was being held in So Cal.

High Octane rolled up, onto and over Vin, across the casket and through the rest of the ricers attending the funeral. He continued in the tank, down the highway, and rolled onto the beach, just as the sun was setting. He hopped out, and put his feet in the sand, enjoying the moment. No police sirens wailed, and he was alone on the beach. All was right with the world.

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HighOctane woke with a smile on his face. He quickly realized that his victory over the ricers had been a very vivid dream, and that his race with Vin Diesel was in fact very real and to take place tonight. Not against a NOS powered tricycle, but a seriously fast Hollywood production car.

HighOctane showered, had a quick breakfast, then went to the garage to perform some last minute tweaking. When he arrived in his garage, the first thing he saw was....

The scorpian tank....


A smirk quickly spread across highoctane's face, as he hopped in the tank, opened the garage, and made his way to the street races, the trophy for any anti-ricer.

PS, doesn't anyone else notice this is like that comic Max Boost in Import tuner magazine? "Must Kill V8's" is what he says, we says "Must kill ricers"...strange...

...than as highoctane was riding in the tank, he found out that the the engine was packed with 2 DOHC Inline-16 VTEC-VVTLi motors. He drifted in the 2600 pound tank, swerving left and right like a tree in a hurricane...

...than as highoctane was riding in the tank, he found out that the the engine was packed with 2 DOHC Inline-16 VTEC-VVTLi motors. He drifted in the 2600 pound tank, swerving left and right like a tree in a hurricane...

THinking that this is some light ass tank. Just as he finished his drifting, the Covenant(SP?) ships began coming into the Earth's Atmosphere. Banshees, Ghosts and Covenant Tanks everywhere. PLasma ammo flying left and right. As highoctane was observing, a banshee began to nose dive towards him and.......

high octane managed to jump to the side and jumped right on the banshee! He grabbed on, and kicked the driver out of it, hijacking the banshee!

After that he jumped onto a real Scorpian tank, that ways 66 tons, and started to halownage....

...he saw the ghost of Paul and than....

Stripped down to his thongs and got his portable kareoke and sang his favorite song...

She-Bangs by William Hung. From highoctanes horrific singing, he successfully defeated teh Covenant just by the use of his horrible vocals. surprised, he........

She-Bangs by William Hung. From highoctanes horrific singing, he successfully defeated teh Covenant just by the use of his horrible vocals. surprised, he........

Met Ricky Martin and William hung, who then brutally beat him out. When he recovered, he...

Started break dancing, then got up and walked off struting.....








































Then the large monty python foot steped on him.

But he was getting much too tired of all this dancing, and had decided enough was enough. He Pulled out a Pocket Knife (Covenet Standard Issue....Thank you, Ricky Martin :p) and ripped open the foot. It then Started spewing.......






















Candy! Yay! Just then....

sexy_angel reappeared...drink in hand of course...she started picking out all of the pink starbursts...when Vin said...

Hey, it's my thread, right:p

Vin said, Hey anyopne gonna ride in that tank?

Of coarse, the destructive Pyro-obsorbed Creature HighOctane was, he Jumped in. Sexy_angel was riding on one of the sides, and Vin drove along-side in a Warthog. This is w-war men....

Then they woke up rosie o'donnell, "Thats it, your all f**ked now!"...