I F*cking HATE huntsmen!!!!

Originally posted by Setanta
You've never seen a cat when it's had water thrown on it? Hisses and spits alright. I led a very twisted childhood - actually, it was prolly quite normal come to think of it. :devil: I remember a friend's cat - it hated a particular corner in his house, would hiss and bolt away from it as fast as it could. Hell, if you (gently) threw it into the corner then it's feet wouldn't touch the ground as it sprung away off thin air.

We, of course, tossed it into the corner on more than a few occasions :evillaugh

Now where's my glass of water? :angel:

I don't turn into a cat when you put water on me :p

I like water...miss the beach :(

Yeah - I hate living this far out and away from the beach. Living on Penang Island when I was a kid, the beach was a 1 minute walk from my front door. Even over here I used to public transport it out to the Northern Beaches. Now I don't have as much time as I want to hit the waves. I have to get into it again soon.

Originally posted by Setanta
Yeah - I hate living this far out and away from the beach. Living on Penang Island when I was a kid, the beach was a 1 minute walk from my front door. Even over here I used to public transport it out to the Northern Beaches. Now I don't have as much time as I want to hit the waves. I have to get into it again soon.

Used to live 5 minutes drive from the beach in Barrack Heights near Shellharbour in Wollongong. Lived there for almost 18 years. Almost every day was either fishing or at beach.

Investment unit is in Wollongong...5 minutes walk from the beach, and right in town.

miss snorkelling

I always had issues with snorkling - usually from my brothers splashing water down the snorkel when I wasn't watching :D

Originally posted by Setanta
I always had issues with snorkling - usually from my brothers splashing water down the snorkel when I wasn't watching :D

I do it, because I get tired too quickly from swimming

Twice as far to swim for you as everyone else? :D

That's it, I'm out of here before I get beaten up :devil:

not that I can talk about height :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Setanta
Twice as far to swim for you as everyone else? :D

That's it, I'm out of here before I get beaten up :devil:

not that I can talk about height :rolleyes:

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My asthma, and iron deficiency mean I'm more productive in short spurts, rather than long periods.....this is why I used to better at running sprints than long course.

Yeah.... you're sooooo tall :rolleyes: :silly2:

heheh... if (insert deity here) had ment people to be tall, s/he would have mounted the seats back further in Civics :p

Originally posted by Setanta
heheh... if (insert deity here) had ment people to be tall, s/he would have mounted the seats back further in Civics :p

Atleast you fit into a honda ok. I still wonder sometimes how my sisters boy Steve fits into his 92 civic. If he sits in my passenger seat...its all the way back, and his knees are still hitting the dash. He's a big boy :eek:

Yikes. Actually, one of the girls at work (staff, not student :p ) was in my passenger seat when we went hunting for English resources. She hits the 6 foot mark and had to slide the seat as far back as it'd go... and tilt it as my roofline is quite low because of the sunroof. I offered to open the sunroof so she could stick her head out... for some reason she didn't appreciate the comment :D

Originally posted by Setanta
Yikes. Actually, one of the girls at work (staff, not student :p ) was in my passenger seat when we went hunting for English resources. She hits the 6 foot mark and had to slide the seat as far back as it'd go... and tilt it as my roofline is quite low because of the sunroof. I offered to open the sunroof so she could stick her head out... for some reason she didn't appreciate the comment :D

BAHAHAHAH! He is about 190cm, and 140 kgs

Originally posted by Setanta
Yikes. Actually, one of the girls at work (staff, not student :p ) was in my passenger seat when we went hunting for English resources. She hits the 6 foot mark and had to slide the seat as far back as it'd go... and tilt it as my roofline is quite low because of the sunroof. I offered to open the sunroof so she could stick her head out... for some reason she didn't appreciate the comment :D

Yes they never do.

Haha....well whenever I take my car somewhere, everyone is like "geeze you sit close", and I'm like well , you know the legs will only stretch so far :p

heh - I just want the steering wheel to tilt down about another 2 centimeters :D

bahahahaha. I'm only average at 180cms, but prob. look like a giant next to you guys. I'll never forgot the first time I met oyu, Pete. Couldn't bloody well beleive it. Oh well. Shit happens, as they say in the classics.

lol - try teaching when your Year 8 students are taller than you :D Mind you, I get a bit more respect than taller teachers... that or the kids tend to like me a bit more :)

Being small has its advantages...like being able to hide...

Its funny though..when people ask "what do you look for in a guy?" I say..someone who is taller :silly2:

lol... you mean that there are people shorter than you? :D

Originally posted by Setanta
lol... you mean that there are people shorter than you? :D

Suprisingly there are quite a few guys I've seen that are shorter :eek:

whoa. :eek: :eek:

Sigh... another two inches taller and I'd be happy. Oh well, no getting around that one I guess ;)

Originally posted by Setanta
whoa. :eek: :eek:

Sigh... another two inches taller and I'd be happy. Oh well, no getting around that one I guess ;)

You could always wear platforms :silly2:

Would your neighbour lend them to me? :rolleyes:

Nah - I'm not into the superficial... people take me as I am or not as far as I'm concerned. :)

Originally posted by Setanta
Would your neighbour lend them to me? :rolleyes:

Nah - I'm not into the superficial... people take me as I am or not as far as I'm concerned. :)

Same

Same. Accept me for me or go to hell. I'm not a changing a damned thing for anyone else.

found that huntsman yet????

are you sure you're not mistaking it for Robin Hood or something :flipa:

Huntsman vs hose... hose won and the huntsman is off searching for other victims (unless the bastard is just biding his time until I become complacent) :D

My car has almost stopped smelling of insecticide now ::bloated:

*coughs* woman *coughs*
hehe. Good luck with it.

pfft - next time it comes to stay I'll drop past your carwash :devil:

Funny you should mention that. I had one on my back on Sunday from some shitbox Corolla. Just gave it a bibt of the old Homer J. Simpson "BUg go squish now" treatment and the washing machine got the green ooze out of my shirt.

ewwwwwww :D

You got it. Didn't think I was afraid of spiders. Now I know I am but only when I don't have the upper hand. It was on the place on your back where you can't reach.

lol... I think I'd be rolling on the ground trying to squash it :D

hehehe. The visual imagery. In the middle of Yr.12 English. hehehe.

They think I'm mad enough as it is... ever since I sat them down on the floor in year 11 and read them "Where the Wild things Are". :D

Originally posted by Setanta
They think I'm mad enough as it is... ever since I sat them down on the floor in year 11 and read them "Where the Wild things Are". :D

hehe. I have some crazy Yank teacher. Ms. Constable. Not too bad though. My texts for analysis and use in the HSC are the movie THe Jackal, the song Collective Soul - The World I Know and 1 more - as yet undecided.

Originally posted by Setanta
lol... I think I'd be rolling on the ground trying to squash it :D

Like I said before, we had plenty of huntsmen at my old home, so I'm pretty used to having to deal with them. Although they are harmless...you know that :silly2:

I know that but... :D

Redbacks, funnelwebs = squish. Huntsmen just freak me out :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Setanta
I know that but... :D

Redbacks, funnelwebs = squish. Huntsmen just freak me out :rolleyes:

Its because they are big and hairy isn't it :p

Originally posted by Spunkymonkey


Its because they are big and hairy isn't it :p

good evening............for a big and hairy kiwi!:silly2:

Originally posted by taranaki


good evening............for a big and hairy kiwi!:silly2:

HAHAHA...LOL :hehehe:

Originally posted by taranaki


good evening............for a big and hairy kiwi!:silly2:

Arrrgggg... squash it, squash it.

/me runs around the room and jumps onto a chair

:D

Originally posted by Setanta


Arrrgggg... squash it, squash it.

/me runs around the room and jumps onto a chair

:D

ROFLMAO :hehe:

hahahahahaha....big brave teech sets 123 lady onto harmless flightless bird!:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

Originally posted by taranaki
hahahahahaha....big brave teech sets 123 lady onto harmless flightless bird!:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

huh? what's this about a bird

a kiwi... a hairy one by the sounds of it :p


WTF are kiwis useful for anyway? You can eat Emu... not much eating on the NZ bird I don't think :p

Originally posted by Setanta
a kiwi... a hairy one by the sounds of it :p


WTF are kiwis useful for anyway? You can eat Emu... not much eating on the NZ bird I don't think :p

It tastes like chicken :hehehe:

Originally posted by Spunkymonkey


huh? what's this about a bird

Kiwi-

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/156061little_spotted_kiwi.jpg

eats,roots, and leaves!!!!

Once more, proof that (insert deity here) has a sense of humour :D

Originally posted by taranaki


Kiwi-

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/156061little_spotted_kiwi.jpg

eats,roots, and leaves!!!!

thats one bloody huge huntsmen isn't it :silly2:

Hmmm....now where is the barbie, and my soy sauce :hehehe:

Originally posted by Setanta
Once more, proof that (insert deity here) has a sense of humour :D


http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/63520120000825-platypus.jpg


yeah....right.:rolleyes:

At least the platypus is cute. I lived near Badger Creek in Victoria and we used to have platys in the creek... until the area was developed :(

Platypuses are cute :D

Originally posted by Spunkymonkey
Platypuses are cute :D

but do they taste good?

Originally posted by taranaki


but do they taste good?

They're not on any menus here yet.....I believe they may be protected !

sigh... that doesn't stop whales from ending up on the menu in some countries :(

I like whales.

Don't they all taste like chicken? What does chicken taste like?

Originally posted by ozriceboy
Don't they all taste like chicken? What does chicken taste like?

Everything tastes like chicken...haven't you watched the Matrix :p

There is no spoon.

Sigh... too much Matrix for me :p

Originally posted by Setanta
There is no spoon.

Sigh... too much Matrix for me :p

:eek:

fork or spoon? ....chopsticks :hehehe:

Originally posted by Spunkymonkey


:eek:

fork or spoon? ....chopsticks :hehehe:

ideal tools for eating fried huntsman....must be smarter that chicken,otherwise there would be KFH restaurants everywhere!

Originally posted by taranaki


ideal tools for eating fried huntsman....must be smarter that chicken,otherwise there would be KFH restaurants everywhere!

Lemongrass Huntsmen :hehehe: