Even more useless knowledge

A cockroach can live up to 27 days with its head cut off - it dies from
starvation.

More than 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half.

The average glass of London tap water has passed through nine other
people.

15 people are known to have been crushed to death tilting soda machines towards them in order to receive free soda.

The average glass of London tap water has passed through nine other


ewwwwww:monkeypis :spit:

An iguana can stay underwater for 28 minutes

There are more chickens in the world than people.

I find most people are chickens :D Or, are born during the year of the Chicken.

Someday, all this info will help save my life.

Originally posted by johnny
Someday, all this info will help save my life.


Someday all this info will help save johnny's life.

Johnny would be wise to heed what we say because some day someone is going to walk up to johnny with a gun and say if you cant tell me how tall popeye was im going to kill you. And quick right away Johhny will say well sir the answer to your question is five feet six inches. And the man wil say oh, well good day.


On a side note a donkey will sink in quicksand and a mule will not.

A ducks quack does not echo.

Uh-oh... Now I've got my hands on this thread!!! :devil:

Coca-cola was originally green

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The youngest pope was 11 years old

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Originally posted by saturntangerine
Coca-cola was originally green


Green coke? :bloated: :bloated:

Not only was coke green - it had a couple grams of cocaine in a bottle.

Heorine was used as asprin before they knew it was an addictive drug.

The bark of a willow tree contains an asprin-like substance.

Pepsi originally contained pepsin (whatever that is :confused: )

Orville Wright was the pilot of the first fatal plane crash

The BMW logo was designed to resemble a propellor because BMW made planes back n the day.

Maine has 62 lighthouses.

There are over 375 organizations around the world devoted to Sherlock Holmes.

The age recorded on a whiskey bottle refers to the number of years it is aged prior to being bottled. Once in the bottle, whiskey does not improve.

Dolphins swim in circles while they sleep with the eye on the outside of the circle open to keep watch for predators. After a certain amount of time, they reverse and swim in the opposite direction with the opposite eye open.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
All of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are stuck on 4:20.
Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class: $40,000.
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

According to housing eligibility rules - Donald Trump would qualify for Low Income Public Housing (believe me - I know, I write software for housing authorities nation wide)

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Donald Trump would qualify for Low Income Public Housing


What a fuckin' donkey fucker!!:confused:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

What a fuckin' donkey fucker!!:confused:

Donald Trump is a fuckin' donkey fucker!!

hahahahaha... This info WILL help me! Why in the hell will a donkey sink and not a mule?!

Originally posted by saturntangerine


Donald Trump is a fuckin' donkey fucker!!

I dont want to see the evidence you have of this morbid activity!

I took DVS's word for it... Probably not the smartest thing I've ever done ;)

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

OH HELL YEAH !!!! :D :D

She'd also be about 7" tall with size 5 shoes!!!!!

Originally posted by saturntangerine
She'd also be about 7" tall with size 5 shoes!!!!!

Geee thanks.....that killed the last bit of joy i had left in my day :( :( ...

j/k

PM: now you can fantasize about me *rofl* j/k

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Originally posted by saturntangerine
PM: now you can fantasize about me *rofl* j/k

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OH GOD......Help me out here DOC

:eek: :eek:

muuuuuaaaaaaahahahah!!!! :devil: I've cast a spell on AF!!!!

http://wsphotofews.excite.com/014/2w/Jv/vo/Zl18711.jpg

Not even DVS can save you now!!!!!! :D *lol*

DOC.........I can smell another *Bashing* thread starting

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Originally posted by primera man
DOC.........I can smell another *Bashing* thread starting

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Nope, not gonna work!!! :D Read it and weep!!! (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10328&perpage=15&pagenumber=1) The clincher is the very last post on that first page :right:

Originally posted by saturntangerine


Nope, not gonna work!!! :D Read it and weep!!! (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10328&perpage=15&pagenumber=1) The clincher is the very last post on that first page :right:

(PM HANGS HEAD IN SHAME).......DOC....we need to have a weeeee chat

I win!!!! That's the name of the game ;)

*lol* I never thought I'd pull through that!!!

Originally posted by saturntangerine
I win!!!! That's the name of the game ;)

*lol* I never thought I'd pull through that!!!

YOU may have won the battle....but the war has only began

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :devil: :devil:

No need to despair Primera Man. I got her in check!Muahaha:devil:

I think I'll just wander on outta here... I know when I"m not wanted anymore... :(

Originally posted by saturntangerine
I think I'll just wander on outta here... I know when I"m not wanted anymore... :(

Nah, you can stay.:D

Just had to restore order, you were high off of postpower and had to inject some sedatives in ya.:D:D

*lol* But it wasn't all post whoring!!! :o

I just wanted to be number one for once....

Originally posted by saturntangerine
*lol* But it wasn't all post whoring!!! :o

I just wanted to be number one for once....

You're number one in all our eyes.:D


Heck, as far as I'm concerned, you're the first consistent female member. Cheers!!:D:D

*lol*

But now I've got competition in Kat!!! ;)

j/k :D

Yeah well, that's on you now.;) :D

Info from studies at Harvard, UCLA, etc.

You can't overdose on marijuana. Not 1 person has ever died from marijuana use.
The amount needed to make you overdose is a ratio of 40,000:1 (1 being the amount to get you stoned)

so, let's say it takes you 1 gram to get high. that means you would have to smoke approx. 95 pounds of marijuana in 1 hour. which is first of all impossible!! and second you would pass out before you could smoke all that.

I'd say it's impossible to even smoke 1/2 a pound in an hour..

While it may be nearly impossible to die from marijuana smoke inahalation, its perfectly understandable if a few people are killed on the highway after smoking the shit. It makes people drive like there a hundred and eight and those bastards need to be eliminated! ;)

Okay, I'll throw my two cents in here. A group of men have more physical contact with each other than a group of women do.

I guess you guys are more touchy feely than you want to admit. (j/k) :p

I think it's more punching and wrestling. :)

Originally posted by YogsVR4
It makes people drive like there a hundred and eight and those bastards need to be eliminated! ;)

lol it must be funny driving by some high kid goin like 40mph on a 65 :D :D

and he probably thinks he's goin too fast hehe

Back on topic!

Meat wrapping paper used to be reprocessed mummy wrappings.

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Back on topic!


uhhhh..... topic?! :confused:

LOL! this thread doesn't have one :D :D

Whats the topic???....THE ROCK SAYS:..IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE TOPIC IS!!

Originally posted by HuMMerMan
Whats the topic???....THE ROCK SAYS:..IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE TOPIC IS!!

lol. :D i haven't heard a rock line in awhile :D good stuff

The topic being useless knowledge and since someone mentioned the Rock. His name is Dwayne Johnson. He's the son of the wrestler Rocky Johnson and the grandson of wrestler Chief Miviah.

Originally posted by YogsVR4
The topic being useless knowledge and since someone mentioned the Rock. His name is Dwayne Johnson. He's the son of the wrestler Rocky Johnson and the grandson of wrestler Chief Miviah.

Yes. I read his book, and if anyone is looking for alot of useless information in one place, then get that book and take a peek.

most useless knowledge ever:
Both hitler and napolean had one testicle.

What is this thread about?

The universe is blueshifted

Gravity sucks.

two wrongs do, in fact, make a right

Originally posted by Cavallino
two wrongs do, in fact, make a right


Three lefts make a right

lol thats great stuff liek always yogs.

I haven't heard the rock since high school. taht was good times, they did that everytime they could.

ok, how do two wrongs make a right??
how do you know hitler and napoleon both had one testicle?
why does a donkey sink in sinking sand but a mule wont??


and another 'if barbie was a real person' fact, her neck would be twice as big as an average womans.

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Heck, as far as I'm concerned, you're the first consistent female member. Cheers!!:D:D Because you don't remember bellaracing. ;)