Even more useless knowledge

Originally posted by Robbie
ok, how do two wrongs make a right??
how do you know hitler and napoleon both had one testicle?
why does a donkey sink in sinking sand but a mule wont??


and another 'if barbie was a real person' fact, her neck would be twice as big as an average womans.

Welcome to AF, btw.


Hitler was also Jewish. Who knows where people find this stuff.

ok, how do two wrongs make a right??


-1 * -1 = 1


how do you know hitler and napoleon both had one testicle?


Medical records.



why does a donkey sink in sinking sand but a mule wont??


Thats a new one on me, but I bet its got to do with the size of their feet and overall weight.

all... this... knowledge... The power I can now control! buahahahahahahaha~!

hahahahaahahahahahaha with all this useless knowledge, i will become king of the idiots on my floor at college, hahahahahaha :devil: :devil: :devil:

Originally posted by Psman32@af
hahahahaahahahahahaha with all this useless knowledge, i will become king of the idiots on my floor at college, hahahahahaha :devil: :devil: :devil:

lol - king of the idiots :D Is that like being in the top half of the lower third of your class? :D

Originally posted by YogsVR4


-1 * -1 = 1






Why is it -1 x -1? Should't it be -1 + -1, making is a double wrong?

Originally posted by Porsche
Why is it -1 x -1? Should't it be -1 + -1, making is a double wrong? 'Making' implies a product. Products come from multiplication.

Isee, well it's only 12:15 there and it's 3:15 here! I should have been in bed 6 hours ago! BTw, although it's way off topic, I'm going to be in LA fromt he 24th to the 31st of December.

Originally posted by Porsche
I'm going to be in LA fromt he 24th to the 31st of December. No car show for you, then. :( But let me know what you have planned... once you make plans. :D

yes id justliketo take credit for the three facts mentioned by robbie, making me the master of all usles knoledge.:frog:

Originally posted by jay@af
No car show for you, then. :( But let me know what you have planned... once you make plans. :D


On any number of those days, I'm going Snowboarding, going to Universal Studios and a taping of the Tonight Show, I'm also probably having like Christmas or something. I think I also get access to a QX4 which will be nice.

giraffes and humans have the same number of vertabrate in their necks.

The eggplant has many names worldwide. In addition to "eggplant," it is called aubergine, brinjal, melanzana, garden egg, and patlican.

You blink every 2-10 seconds. As you focus on each word in this sentence, your eyes swing back and forth 100 times a second, and every second, the retina performs 10 billion computer-like calculations.

Jerry Seinfeld would kill in this thread :D he's the king of useless knowledge

like in the episode where he gets that first class seat and sits beside the model

model: "I've never met a man that knows so much about nothing"

Originally posted by gang$tarr
Jerry Seinfeld would kill in this thread :D he's the king of useless knowledge

like in the episode where he gets that first class seat and sits beside the model

model: "I've never met a man that knows so much about nothing"

LOL. Ive seen that one. its one of my personal favourites :D

Originally posted by HuMMerMan


LOL. Ive seen that one. its one of my personal favourites :D

yeah, elaine tries to sneak up into 1st class... hahaha, elaine's crazy sometimes she gets so mad :D :D

Originally posted by YogsVR4
You blink every 2-10 seconds. As you focus on each word in this sentence, your eyes swing back and forth 100 times a second, and every second, the retina performs 10 billion computer-like calculations.

Where do you get all these from ???

Originally posted by primera man


Where do you get all these from ???

Ancient Yog secret! :smoka:

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Ancient Yog secret! :smoka:

heheheh....i got one :finger: :finger: :finger:

A flea can jump 350 times its own body length....thats the same as a human jumping the length of a football field.





I read that on the back of the flea powder box when i was doing the dog today !!!!!

the pope is the reigning scrabble champion in the over 70 catagory

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Ancient Yog secret! :smoka:

you probably have a box of trivial persuit cards sitting beside you!! :D :D

Never owned or played the game. I'm just older and have heard more bullshit :D

Originally posted by primera man

when i was doing the dog today !!!!!

:apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:









lol :D j/k

Ancient Egyptians trained baboons to wait table.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

Cats have over 100 vocal cord sounds, dogs only have about 10.

a dragonfly lives for only one day.

Only four words in the english language have no ryhmeing (sp.) words: orange, silver, purple, and month.

"stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

In abstract math, 1 + 1 can = 3

Pluto is no longer considered a planet, just a very large asteroid, and Charon, Pluto's 'moon', is just an orbiting asteroid.

nerve cells in a giraffe's leg can be over 4 feet long.

normal humans use less than 10% of their total brain capacity (kinda like the dreamcast! lol)

owls cannot look to the side with their eyes, they must turn their whole head.

I love the one about the duck's quack not echoing though, tha't cool:)

I was just drinking a Minute Maid Lemonaide, and I noticed that it says that it is made with "Real Lemons"

The ingrediants show that it clearly uses Lemon Juice from concentrate.

:mad:

Don't push this button.


http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid27/p954533c142ef50b033cf383e9145bc24/fe321b60.gif (http://www.konstruktiv.net/kitty_02.html)

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Don't push this button.


http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid27/p954533c142ef50b033cf383e9145bc24/fe321b60.gif (http://www.konstuktiv.net/kitty_02.html)

Ok - I didnt push the button. But I am curious as to what would have happend if I did push that little button.

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Ok - I didnt push the button. But I am curious as to what would have happend if I did push that little button.

Sorry about that, I fixed it now Yogs.


So "Don't push the button now".:D

Damn. it was the cat with the strobe-light eyes again.


:uhoh: Scary :uhoh:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


Sorry about that, I fixed it now Yogs.


So "Don't push the button now".:D


Ahhh yes. You should see www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t10956.html somebody beat you to the punch on this one. Its still a good link though.

eric clapton owns one fifth of the planet Mars.

Originally posted by Cavallino
eric clapton owns one fifth of the planet Mars.

Sorry dude...A little hard to believe :rolleyes:

If this is true, then post your source

Originally posted by YogsVR4



Ahhh yes. You should see www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t10956.html somebody beat you to the punch on this one. Its still a good link though.


No, I know that Yogs. That's where I got it from. I was just trying to see if I could scare you out of your corny joke run.:D

No garentees at this point. But color me spooked!
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More on target.......

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive.

Clinophobia is the fear of beds.

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h

Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!

There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones.

I just saw this on the space channel, and had to dig up this thread to post.

Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot.

YES! THE LEFT SIDE ROCKS! - being left handed and all :D

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

usles knowlege lets see hmm

anything listed in a ford/mazda service manule
the pt cruser can go from 0to 60 in 19 seconds
touqe speck on a chrysler dohc head is 60 ftlbs
a man by the name of simpson developed the first working 3 speed auto trans
touqeconverters were originaly drived from submarines
the term "debuging" was first used in the early days of computers when a insect would land on the vacume tubes and short them out

George Washington Carver invented peanut butter.

The capital of Luxemburg...is Luxemburg.

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong.
Coka Cola was originally green.
'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt.'
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
'I am.' is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titantic and 200 million to make a movie about it!
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
Percentage of Americans who have visited Disneyland/Disney World: 70%.
Since 1949, the LEGO company, based in Denmark, has produced more than 200,000,000,000 of the plastic elements that make up the Lego System.
'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is 'screeched.'
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
There are 102,981,500 ways to combine six of the 8-studed LEGO bricks of one color.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
There are more chickens than people in the world.

[QUOTE][/Sorry dude...A little hard to believe
If this is true, then post your source QUOTE]

The door on the fifht stall of my floor's bathroom.:frog:
Personally i find it hard to believe too, but would the stall door lie? I think not.

Uh-oh DVS - you got some repeaters in there. Review review review :D

well isnt that about the ugliest thing ive ever posted.....

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Uh-oh DVS - you got some repeaters in there. Review review review :D

Really!:eek:


I didn't bother checking. I just copied them from this site and pasted. Never really checked them in previous posts.

Next time.:D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.


I thought the moon doesn't give off any light, it just reflects the light from the sun?? :confused:

i do believe g$tar has a point.......

If you placed the Millenium Stadium under Niagra falls it would take 12 minutes to fill up with water.

(No leakage assumed).

Originally posted by gang$tarr


I thought the moon doesn't give off any light, it just reflects the light from the sun?? :confused:

Well I'll be!!!! GS is totally right! The albedo of the moon is really high, though, so it seems to give off light.


Here's a new one: The daddy long leg spider is amongst the most poisonous in the world, but poses no threat to human beings. Their teeth are far too small to puncture/bite into human flesh!!! :D I knew I liked those little guys :)

I hate spiders.

Originally posted by YogsVR4
I hate spiders.

That's it??? No entertaining quip or additional bit of useless knowledge??? ;)

Originally posted by YogsVR4
I hate spiders.

I'm horrified of the colored ones with the big butts. I hate it when they make a web that covers like the entire front door or something, and they are right at face level...I go to the back door instead :D

As for little tiny ones, I usually feel sorry for the little guys when I see them in the house

I hate spiders too... i think i have like a bit of aracnaphobia (sp) cause if i see a spider bigger than like a quarter my legs feel weak.... i hate spiders, if i see a one i usually grab a hose and spray it down, or if i'm in a bad mood i torch it :)

I know they can't hurt me or anything, they're just so freakin ugly, and i can't imagine it crawling on me

Originally posted by saturntangerine


That's it??? No entertaining quip or additional bit of useless knowledge??? ;)

Sorry, my only quip is that I own one (Spyder) but those little hairy bastards freak me out. I dont run from them, I have the urge to splatter them with a shoe. Except the big ones, wolf spiders, they're to hard to hit with a shoe. (No tarantulas or the like this far north)

Back to useless knowledge......
Fortune cookies were acutally invented in America by Charles Jung
Because of animal crackers, children up to 4 believe that a girafe is as big as a lion is as big as an elephant

the worst here are dock spiders... they're freakin huge
we have them at our cottage, when you walk down the dock they walk up sometime... they're nasty