Dining out with Microsoft!!!

"Pandamonium" · 06-16-2002, 01:09 AM

Microsoft Restaurant:

Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems
to be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a
fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl
are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how
was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the
fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in
your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late
now.
Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
Waiter leaves.
Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:
Soup of the Day .................................... $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day ........ $2.50
Access to support .................................. $1.00

The Panda hates Microsoft!!!

speediva · 06-16-2002, 01:33 AM

Oh goodness

And then you all wonder why I go Mac and order the Club Sandwich....

taranaki · 06-16-2002, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Microsoft Restaurant:

Taranaki: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems
to be the problem?

Taranaki:Well I was just sitting here eating my soup.....and that big blue screen fell over and knocked soup everywhere!

Moppie · 06-16-2002, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by saturntangerine

And then you all wonder why I go Mac and order the Club Sandwich....

Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Mac, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's no chicken in my club sandwhich
Waiter: Im sorry sir, but our club sandwhich does not surport chicken
Patron: Well what about the tomamto?
Waiter: Agian sir, Im sorry, it dosnt surport tomato either
Patron: Well at least theres cheese, but god its AWFUL!
Waiter: Yes sir, its the only cheese we could find that would work.
Patron: Well what are you going to do about it?
Waiter: Well sir we're working on a new club sandwhich
Patron: I hope so, what will be in it?
Waiter: You want something in it sir? oh. We were just going to cut the bread into a differnt pattern, and display it on a pastel coloured plate.

s7v7n · 06-16-2002, 02:45 AM

Both Mopie and Panda had good ones...Bonjour!~

speediva · 06-16-2002, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moppie

Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Mac, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's no chicken in my club sandwhich
Waiter: Im sorry Ma'am, but our club sandwhich does not surport chicken

And I should hope there isn't any chicken on my Sandwich, as us Yanks enjoy them most commonly with sliced turkey

Mugen_R · 06-16-2002, 10:04 AM

That's good, lol, never heard of it.

Ando_Rules · 06-16-2002, 10:11 AM

haha Panda that was damn funny and so was yours Moppie, mna u people r hilarious

Rich · 06-16-2002, 01:09 PM

Ive read those before, but there always good for a laugh.

Spec2 Girl · 06-16-2002, 05:52 PM

Hehe would ya look at that! The Panda’s started a thread!!

taranaki · 06-16-2002, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Hehe would ya look at that! The Panda’s started a thread!!

he musta had a rush of blood to the haed or somethin'

he started heaps yesterday:frog:

Spec2 Girl · 06-16-2002, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by taranaki

he musta had a rush of blood to the haed or somethin' he started heaps yesterday:frog:

Yeah I noticed that. With a recurring theme.

Moppie · 06-16-2002, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HuMMerMan
Ive read those before, but there always good for a laugh.

You've only ever seen one of those before! I made mine up on the spot.

Rich · 06-16-2002, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moppie

You've only ever seen one of those before! I made mine up on the spot.

Ive read one quite similar to the one you "made up"

Moppie · 06-16-2002, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HuMMerMan
Ive read one quite similar to the one you "made up"

Then they stole my idea! and I want it back!!

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