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03-06-2003, 03:05 PM
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A man and woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable unfaithfulness when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9 year old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, and then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy,what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it? The Panda made me do it!!! :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh
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03-06-2003, 03:13 PM
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hahaha, nice one. Where've you been?
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LMAO
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Ahh thats just horrible :o
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ROFL
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hello, i am Dan No more project cars. I wonder how long that will last... |
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Here for the pussy, man.
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LOL!!!!!
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I'm still here
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ROFL
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:hehehe::cwn27:
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Nice one, Panda
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Proof that public schools ARE working with your tax dollars.
That was a good one.
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