A Guide to Cash Machines!

["Pandamonium"]

*His and Her guide to cash machines*


A host of new drive through cash points is set to sweep through the
country, and the national association of bankers has issued the following
guidelines to ensure full, efficient use of this new system when it becomes
operational in the new year:
MEN:
1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number
4. Take cash, card and receipt

WOMEN:
1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in handbag
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in handbag
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in handbag for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it.
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for deposit envelope
15. Look in handbag for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Sign cheques
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys.
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in chequebook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in chequebook
35. Clear area in handbag for wallet and chequebook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse gear
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release handbrake


The Panda thinks it's all true!!!

[speediva]

I'll have you know I used to balance one of my ex-b/f's checkbook b/c he could never figure it out.















Yeah, and I drive a standard tranny and motorcycles, too!!! :flash:

[tazdev]

the panda looks like he wants trouble.

typical

[taranaki]

Keep well back to the sides gentlemen,for your own safety......Spec2 girl likes to gun down her prey on the hoof......:cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27:

[s7v7n]

Originally posted by saturntangerine
I'll have you know I used to balance one of my ex-b/f's checkbook b/c he could never figure it out.















Yeah, and I drive a standard tranny and motorcycles, too!!! :flash:

:sun: Will you mary me?

[speediva]

Originally posted by s7v7n



:sun: Will you mary me?

teehee! :hehe: :hehehe:

I'm afraid I'm not particularly up for grabs at this juncture.

[s7v7n]

Originally posted by saturntangerine


teehee! :hehe: :hehehe:

I'm afraid I'm not particularly up for grabs at this juncture.

Who is he I'll hunt him down and kill him...you don't love him that much do you?

[Ssom]

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
*His and Her guide to cash machines*


A host of new drive through cash points is set to sweep through the
country, and the national association of bankers has issued the following
guidelines to ensure full, efficient use of this new system when it becomes
operational in the new year:
MEN:
1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number
4. Take cash, card and receipt

WOMEN:
1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in handbag
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in handbag
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in handbag for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it.
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for deposit envelope
15. Look in handbag for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Sign cheques
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys.
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in chequebook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in chequebook
35. Clear area in handbag for wallet and chequebook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse gear
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release handbrake


The Panda thinks it's all true!!!

Why do I guess your next thread is going to end with

The Panda wishes he could sit down again









But hell I think it's funny:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

[darkness]

Originally posted by saturntangerine


teehee! :hehe: :hehehe:

I'm afraid I'm not particularly up for grabs at this juncture.

damn

hehe j/k

[Gonthrax]

Originally posted by saturntangerine


teehee! :hehe: :hehehe:

I'm afraid I'm not particularly up for grabs at this juncture.

:hehehe: "I'm not particularly up for grabs at this juncture."
How delightfully tactful tangie, were I'm from it's said like this. "Girl he commin over here Whatchu lookin at busta!? Can't you see I gotta man?"

But I like your way better

[Rich]

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"


39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release handbrake

OUCH

[Ando_Rules]

haha good one

[What ya Smoking?!?]

hahaha funny:bandit: :smoka: :smoker2: :ylsuper

[Jay!]

Originally posted by Gonthrax
:hehehe: "I'm not particularly up for grabs at this juncture."
How delightfully tactful tangie, were I'm from it's said like this. "Girl he commin over here Whatchu lookin at busta!? Can't you see I gotta man?"

But I like your way better

HAHAHA!!! Jellyland is so funny!

[YellowMaranello]

Originally posted by jay@af
HAHAHA!!! Jellyland is so funny!

Jellyland? I must have missed something. I guess I havent been getting my daily quota of AF lately.