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Old 10-28-2003, 12:42 PM   #1
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What you eat my kill you

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and said, "Wedding Cake."
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Old 10-28-2003, 12:52 PM   #2
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[quote=Ricochet "Wedding Cake."[/QUOTE]

i'd have to agree a few years back i got food posiing form a weding cake

and after two days of constant vomiting and feeling like shit i must say that was the sickest i've ever been
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Old 10-28-2003, 12:57 PM   #4
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Re: What you eat my kill you

Holy repost police man, that was posted a couple weeks shy of a year ago..
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Old 10-28-2003, 12:59 PM   #5
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i'd have to agree a few years back i got food posiing form a weding cake and after two days of constant vomiting and feeling like shit i must say that was the sickest i've ever been
um... I think you missed the joke.
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Don't knock wedding cake...I've been happily married for ten years -


















-The seven years that came afterwards have been pretty crap though.
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Old 10-28-2003, 02:19 PM   #7
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Re: Re: What you eat my kill you

Ooooooooooh ouch. Oz lays the smack down. Thats funny as about the cake though!!!
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Dang, is being married really that bad? Or is it just the guys that think it's that bad...
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whats msg anyways?
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Probably some shit that could kill you.

Just like hippies. They kill me by making me work. The fuckers.
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Re: Re: What you eat my kill you

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whats msg anyways?
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Dang, is being married really that bad? Or is it just the guys that think it's that bad...
chill...it's a joke

but anyways that's funny as hell
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