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Old 08-18-2007, 08:30 AM   #1
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Hey guys. Ever go out and by condoms with a lady friend...get home, try to put it on and its to small? Well, this happened to me last night! AHH! It f--cking sucked! So, I had to use my surplus emergency one and I couldnt feel jack crap! So, any good condoms out there? I knw its a silly question. I was gonna get the Trojan (thinnest condom) anyone try those?

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Old 08-18-2007, 10:54 AM   #2
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Shouldn't you already know what fits you and what doesn't?
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Old 08-18-2007, 01:12 PM   #3
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I do know what fits. The ones I already had I knew fit..but felt nothing while doing it! So, I wanted to try someting new...they were both Trojan so I figured, ehh...what the heck. Nuh, uh...bad idea...oh well, I went out and got some more ....we will see what happens later today! Giggity giggity..Allllright!

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Old 08-19-2007, 06:58 AM   #4
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Re: Condoms

Just buy her a morning after pill.
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Old 08-20-2007, 06:11 PM   #5
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Re: Condoms

I really like the Trojan Supra's. I've tried several other trojans and they're either no feeling, or just nasty noisy. The Supras have good feeling, and they stretch nicely too.
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Old 08-20-2007, 09:10 PM   #6
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Re: Condoms

Trojan's twisted pleasures are probably the most natural feeling. Honestly, it can be a little stressful because it feels like the condom has fallen off.
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Old 08-20-2007, 11:15 PM   #7
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Ehh...Supra's didn't even fit. I got Trojan Ultra Thin..barely fit..very tight. Went for the Magnums...perfect..like a glove....girl says im packin'..what can I say? hehe.
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Old 08-20-2007, 11:18 PM   #8
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Trojan's twisted pleasures are probably the most natural feeling. Honestly, it can be a little stressful because it feels like the condom has fallen off.
Dammit, I just bought more condoms tonight. Wish I read this post before hand. I'll have to go get some of those and try them out.
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Old 08-21-2007, 11:45 PM   #9
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Re: Condoms

Birth control ftw. But aside from that I use Magnums (which have a mystical rep for being fillable only by elephants and telephone poles but are really just more comfortable imo) and they never give me problems.

During high school, I worked at the city health department so I had an unlimited supply of Lifestyles of many varieties and they were somewhere between ok and shitty. But at the time I was just happy to have a girl to use em on so they did fine.

I used a Durex (black wrapper, don't know the specific type) that I got from my college roommate once and vowed to never use them again. They're tight and numbing and feel horrible.

I wanna try out those Trojan Sensations that are supposed to heat up or whatever but I never remember to buy them.
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This thread is fucking hilarious. Too much info going on here.
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Old 08-23-2007, 10:36 PM   #11
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I unfortunately know more about some AF members than I ever wanted to know.
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yup; haven't found a condom anywhere in the world that's big enough for me.
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:55 PM   #14
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I heart this thread so baaaad! Oh wait....i started it! ha!
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:42 PM   #15
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Re: Condoms

well i can tell you that whatever condoms my lady friend buys are terrible (they're trojans, and i can't feel shit) and i bought some trojans but tossed the box and they suck ass. i need to find some that feel natural
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