things to do at walmarts....

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse, partner, friends, etc. are taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms

4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO!
It's those voices again!!!

And; last, but not least!

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[flatlander757]

I've gotten it in chain mails before but a good read nonetheless.

[travis712]

Haha good stuff, haven't seen that one yet.

[MonsterBengt]

havent seen before , damn im laughing

[jon@af]

number one sounds like fun.

[TheStang00]

lol riding the little kid bikes around is fun... ive been kicked outa that store a few times

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

I like #13. If you'd bust out of the clothing rack and make the right face that'd be hilarious.

[Muscletang]

I've done over half of those, very funny stuff.

15. get a basket and put vaseline, a my sized barbie, condoms, ex-lax, romance novels, and women's underwear in there, then go pushing that around the store and see the look on people's faces

16. put on some camo in the hunting section, go up to the workers and say "can you see me now?"

[HighOctaneNOSUser]

Lol, heard it a while back, but good nonetheless. I like number 16 tang...

[elementskater15]

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...ad.php?t=86564 this is from a while back in the car jokes forum. I have some on there

[twospirits]

Number 11, 12 and 15 are the best ones.

TS out (humming the Mission Impossible theme)

[Toksin]

Set the clock radios to go off at the same time (and make sure they're all at full volume and set to the local satanic radio station)

['97ventureowner]

#3 was good. You could also make a trail by substituting a bottle of prune juice or a couple jars of beef gravy.

[indyram]

Got that a long time ago in a forward, went and did them all that was a lot of fun. I miss high school.

[Cyprus106]

WOW that's SO OLD. I printed that list out, along with about 10 more and took it to my junior high school. Can't believe ya'll haven't heard it.