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Old 04-23-2003, 07:23 PM
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Look out ,ego comin' through!

This has to be one of the wackiest vanity webpages that I've ever seen.

http://marygentle.com/index.htm


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the page on Masturbation

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I no longer masturbate, because I want to have sex with only my husband, if I’m fortunate enough to have one someday.
$5 says no husband for her.
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double or quits says she finds someone,then divorces him because he has no sex drive.
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:59 PM
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because he has no sex drive.
(e.g., gay)
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I'm looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, fantasize sexually, or use pornography

Well...thats 99.9% of us out of the picture
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I'm looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, fantasize sexually, or use pornography

Well...thats 99.9% of us out of the picture

LOL, so true...
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I'm sure that even gay people strangle the python occasionally.
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I'm sure that even gay people strangle the python occasionally.
Oops, I should have clarified. I meant the ex-gay, extremely self-repressed type. The only type I could imagine marrying her...
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If I were going to be in a dating relationship, I'd need a man who doesn't masturbate because he wants to have sex with only his wife.
Shit outta luck biatch!!! This lady is gonna be looking for a long ass time.
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That is, he can become somewhat dependent on the types of mental and physical stimulation he practices in solo sex, and he may not be able to become aroused as easily without the things that he's used to doing by himself.
Become easily aroused? I don't know what guys she's dated but I can be ready at the drop of a hate whether I had done me self deed or not. If he can't then I think viagra is in need....
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