Men Urinal Test

[Graphik Styles]

The following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room. An X above the number will indicate "in use."

Sample:

| | | x | | | x | (Indicates that urinals 3 and 6 are occupied.)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at which stall you are to correctly stand. Good luck!


Easy Section
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1.)

| | x | | x | | | (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice ?



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Correct answer: 6
It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy instinctively knows this.


2.)

| x | | | | | | (Urinal 1 occupied.)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice?



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Correct answer: 6
Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a greater risk of being
next to someone who arrives later.


Kind of tricky Section
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3.)

| | | | | | | (empty)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice?



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Correct answer: 1 or 6
You are tacitly saying, "I don't want anyone next to me."


4.)

| | x | | x | | x | (2, 4 and 6 occupied)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice?



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Correct answer: 1
You're stuck being next to at least ONE guy, so you
minimize the impact and get a wall on your left. NEVER
go between TWO guys if you can help it. Exceptions to
this are stadium restrooms where the herd thunders in.


Subtle, tricky, but important to know Section
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5.)

| | x | | | x | x | (2, 5 and 6 occupied)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice?



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Correct answer: 4
Believe it or not, 1 and 3 "couples" you with the guy
in stall 2. And we wouldn't want THAT now, would we?
This differs from question 4 in such a subtle way that
the nuances cannot be explained. Suffice to say, only
we men would understand!


VERY tricky indeed Section
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6.)

| x | x | | | x | x | (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice?



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Correct answer: NONE!
You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or
straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If
you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for god's sake! ...
use a doored stall.


Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals
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1) NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.

2) I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest offense.

3) NO Singing. Period.

4) Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again".














post what you would have chosen which one your talkin bout.........or you can just be a postwhore and put down a smile

[SiRI]

Ive seen that before, cant remember where exactly, dont think it was here though

But anyways yeah standing next to another guy while pissin is just not cool, probably one of the most akward things

[taranaki]

Originally posted by SiRI
Ive seen that before, cant remember where exactly, dont think it was here though

been posted here before as a funny little flash quiz...

http://www.jenai.com/flash%20animation/urinal.swf

[supratuner]

on question number 3, i would have chosen stall 3, and please dont post soem thin glike this agian, i have an infection or some thing, going to the doctor tomorow, and i got to pee so bad, but when i try i cant. but other than that, i love this post

[taranaki]

Originally posted by supratuner
i have an infection or some thing, going to the doctor tomorow, and i got to pee so bad, but when i try i cant.

hope this helps...

[Sean]

Originally posted by taranaki




hope this helps...

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[supratuner]

Originally posted by taranaki




hope this helps...

no, it doesnt, and i dont like the doctor touching me, so i want it to go away.!

[taranaki]

Originally posted by supratuner


no, it doesnt, and i dont like the doctor touching me, so i want it to go away.!

If you don't like the doctor,your gonna hate the proctologist.

[Sanchi]

I posted this pix b4 but do those rules count if we are pissing in these urinals?!?!

[Suislide]

tuna - that was one of the biggest TMI's ever posted. on that note...

we're #1! go #1! gimme a P! P P P! Go Go Go! P P P!!

[Sean]

Originally posted by taranaki


If you don't like the doctor,your gonna hate the proctologist.

who would aspire to become a proctologist. i mean really...

'when i grow up, i want to feel up people's butts'

[Graphik Styles]

Originally posted by Sean Quinn


who would aspire to become a proctologist. i mean really...

'when i grow up, i want to feel up people's butts'

maybe they have a fetish for it............

[Sean]

Originally posted by De$i Gank$ta


maybe they have a fetish for it............

all the more reason not to go to a proctologist

[tonioseven]

Pee in the sink!:frog: