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04-17-2003, 01:14 AM
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Postie
A postman is due to retire, after a dedicated career delivering the mail, rain, hail or snow, day in, day out for 40 years to a small town in the hills.
As he does his final round he is being given small gifts from each household - tokens of their appreciations. At one house he is met at the door by a sexy woman in her lingerie. She takes him by his post office tie and draws him inside and up to her bed where she makes love to him. She then excuses herself and comes back with a tray of breakfast for him in bed. On the tray is also a dollar coin. He says, "That was fantastic, but what's with the dollar?" She replies, "Well, I was asking my husband what we should give you as a gift on your final day. He sais, 'screw the postman, give him a dollar,' but breakfast was my idea."
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04-17-2003, 01:23 AM
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
 great way to start the day, reading that one
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04-17-2003, 02:57 AM
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ROTFLMAO Bloody brilliant mate.
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04-17-2003, 06:03 AM
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niiice lmao
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