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Drugs r baad
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather then jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use. Get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in my court on Monday, you can report to me what you've done." Monday, the two guys were in the court room. The judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." said the first young man. "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" said the judge. "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles, a large one and a small one. I told them that the big circle was their brain before drugs, and the small circle was their brain after drugs." "That's very admirable," said the judge, "And you, how did you do?" the judge said to the second man. "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." said the second man. The judge replied, "156 people! That is amazing! How did you manage to do that?" "Well," said the second man, " I used a similar approach. I drew two circles, a large one and a small one. I said this is your asshole before prison....."
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Originally Posted by RaeRae1
Blessed are the cracked ones for they are the ones that let in the light.
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04-15-2003, 08:07 AM
