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04-14-2003, 07:02 PM
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Busted
Dave works real hard as a police officer. He makes tons of felony arrests, puts in a lot of overtime, and then for some stress relief, he spends most evenings bowling or working out at the gym.
His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to Scores, a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?" Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me." "He's also a cop moonlighting as a bouncer." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Catch any bad guys today? Want your usual table dance officer?" Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary can slam the door, Dave jumps in beside her. Right away she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
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04-14-2003, 07:24 PM
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Heard it before, but with a different ending.
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04-14-2003, 09:02 PM
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LMAO
pretty good
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04-14-2003, 09:24 PM
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You've got it all wrong: THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY SHIT, OZ!! :ylsuper
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04-15-2003, 03:30 AM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 I've got a freaking list a mile long of people who would love this one 
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04-15-2003, 09:27 AM
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ROFLMFAOSHICB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-15-2003, 11:07 AM
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A dead baby in a clown suit!  :hehehe:
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04-15-2003, 02:17 PM
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oh don't even get me started on the dead baby jokes... Q:what's more fun then a baby spinning on a clothes-line? A:stopping it with a shovel... 
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04-15-2003, 03:35 PM
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 ...Has to be one of the better ones !!
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04-15-2003, 03:38 PM
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Roll On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Sides Hurting I (?) C (?) B (?) Almost :right: So what do the I, C, B stand for?
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04-15-2003, 03:39 PM
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04-15-2003, 05:33 PM
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Cant Breath 
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