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04-12-2003, 10:58 PM
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Two Hours
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room. She heard her son said, "All of you sons of *****es get the hell off the plane now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of *****es who are getting on, get your asses in the plane, cause we're going to take-off now."
The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your plane, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his plane. Soon the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are deplaning, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for flying with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will fly with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the plane. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen."
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04-12-2003, 11:02 PM
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Too damn funny!!
  
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04-13-2003, 02:06 AM
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If thats the case.....................Then..................... .... REPOST! :finger:
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04-13-2003, 02:24 AM
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Got a linky for that one Yogs? I remember all the ones in recent memory, I'm here daily, and don't remember seeing that one. Either way, just getting a laugh out of people.
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04-13-2003, 02:47 AM
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I think it was before you r time.......... n00b :finger:
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04-13-2003, 09:02 AM
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ummm, its not that funy, ive heard the same joke, but instead tehy use a train.
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04-13-2003, 11:43 AM
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04-14-2003, 02:31 AM
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04-14-2003, 08:18 PM
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Funny jokes make Jon smile
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