Laughing so hard your guts hurt

Jay! · #1 04-11-2003, 11:03 PM

When was the last time you did it, and what was it at?

My buddy lent me an Eddie Izzard DVD, and he had me literally rolling on my living room floor, choking for breath from laughing so hard. In hindsight, the bit that did it isn't that clever, but his delivery is classic.

Toksin · #2 04-11-2003, 11:20 PM

When I found that thread with the US Govt's danger signs that had been captioned. eg "If you set yourself on fire, do not run".

I couldn't breathe.

Slightly less major one was the other night when I found a thread about pets and was just laughing at the pics and the comments people were making. It hurt because I couldn't laugh out loud since my whole house was asleep

YellowMaranello · #3 04-11-2003, 11:40 PM

When my friend shot a 2 inch block of cheese across the cafeteria and it hit like 8 people.

And just recently when I watched Robin William's stand up act on HBO.

Oz · #4 04-11-2003, 11:44 PM

Last night! Met up with a whole lot of the guys from the forum.ski.com.au forum for a drinks night. Had 3-4 jugs of beer then went to Maccas. One of the guys, Ev, threw all these chips at random people (staff, security and other customers). Some American guy walked up to us and the exchange went like this:

"You hit me with a French Fry!"
"A What?"
"A French Fry"
"A What?"
"A french fry"
"Oh, it wasn't me, I've only been throwing chips"
Me: (looking at Americans guys friends tits) "Show us ya tits!"

Then security threw us out for some reason.

Toksin · #5 04-14-2003, 05:52 AM

When I read Oz's post!

Jimster · #6 04-14-2003, 06:03 AM

when Toksin showed us the US Government danger signs- hell that thread deserves a sticky

HogieGT-R · #7 04-14-2003, 06:29 AM

i remember a couple of years ago when this dude took a D cell battery and threw it across the cafeteria and it hit someone in the back of the head.....yeah it was mean, but i could barely hold my laughter in! i'm still laughing to this day

94SolGrl · #8 04-14-2003, 07:02 AM

The other night... Me, Gavin, and Michael were watching porns and I started doing silly little sound effects ("BANG BANG BANG thunka thunks da da da da da da da da..." you get it..). We all died out laughing cause the porns were soooo bad. It was like Mystery Porno Theater 3000.

Toksin · #9 04-14-2003, 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by 94SolGrl
The other night... Me, Gavin, and Michael were watching porns and I started doing silly little sound effects ("BANG BANG BANG thunka thunks da da da da da da da da..." you get it..). We all died out laughing cause the porns were soooo bad. It was like Mystery Porno Theater 3000.

LMAO, reminds me of our hockey tour. Late night (bad) porn on TV...it was like french dubbed into English or something...our goalie was making these fucking funny ass sound effects and delivering commentary on the whole thing (yes yes...look, i talk and scream without my mouth opening etc)...some more guys come in, and he's like, "relax, we're watching this solely for the plot"....

Good times

YogsVR4 · #10 04-14-2003, 07:58 AM

The last time I truely busted a gut more then any other time was at a Richard Prior concert many moons ago.

supratuner · #11 04-14-2003, 10:18 AM

when i made a prank phone call using a arnolds voice, to my friends girl friend, she thought it was him, and broke with him

S Brake · #12 04-14-2003, 10:44 AM

sitting in Taco Bell during lunch and out of nowhere my friend yells out, "Skelator-fornicanus demands a burrito!"

Amish_kid · #13 04-14-2003, 01:59 PM

Probably the other night when i was talkin to my friend and he was tellin me a story about his dog(st.bernard) he was wrestling with it and he said that dog got a little to into it

and started...uhh well use your immagination,but being as the dog was so big he couldnt get it off and had to yell for help
i almost died when he told me that

speediva · #14 04-14-2003, 02:04 PM

I laughed so hard at the thread with the "Danger signs" thread that I cried. I had tears streaming down my face, and my roommate tried to call public safety to have me locked-up... Okay, so she didn't really, but if she had any doubts about my mental status that wrapped it all up.

Before that, I thought I was going to DIE when I heard this song called "80 thousand Legos" on my ski trip to Vermont. You guys, this song has Tenacious D on their KNEES!!! It's so funny I still end up with tears from laughing at the DVD 4 months later!!! It doesn't hurt that we were plastered as all get-out when we sang it and listened to it each time.

Suislide · #15 04-14-2003, 02:54 PM

i was driving down the road with some friends in my car, and we were all yelling random, funny-as-hell stuff at people. eg. we saw a lady walking down the road in a fur coat, and my friend yelled out "you're wearing my dog!" and then we saw a FedEx guy unloading his truck and proceeded to all yell "NICE PACKAGE!" at the same time as we drove by. good times...

and then there was the danger signs thread...good god. first time i'd cried in years.

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