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Angry DUM FWK AssHOLE and their SUV's

OK im freaking pissed off, Dum fuck in his Explorer bust an illegal jumping off the Carpool lane through 4 solid yellow lines and cuts me off today on the freeway. OHHH:o :o and thats not the fucked up part!!! the ass hole not only does an illegal and dangerous DUMFUCK move, he throws up debris. a piece of bumper or something about the size of my headlight and it rams right in to the front of my car. Ohh and a fat ass rock slams in to my windshield and now i have 2 more new fucking cracks (lil cracks like craters) i have 4 now thanks to sum stuped ass truck 2 weeks ago!!!! I chase the fucker but he was exiting he swerved like 4 lanes to exit. i caught up to the asshole and he was some old fart with out a care in the world, his license plate said he was handicap so i sad fwk it (i was driveing on the freeway so i didnt know the extent of the damage at the time) i though it had just hit my bumper as i did dodge it alil. I drop off my GF at work and i take a walk around to see what it hit.... and behold my driver side headlight is now SHATERED!!!! FUCKING ASS HOLE BUTT MUNCH BASTERD SHIT!!!!!! NOW i have to go and find a new heal lamp FUCK!!!! to all you dum fuck SUV drivers who dont ever care about other drivers around you ASS HOLES!!!!!
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no... one headlight still dont work...
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There's no shortage of stupid people behind the wheel of SUVs, where I live. Just a month ago, some little woman in an Excursion destroyed my brothers car, she T-boned him, he had the right off way - she didn't, but she tried to go anyway.
Just today some impotent middle aged man was driving his suburban at 35mph in the 45mph zone and braking for even the slightest curve or slope, so I passed him. A couple minutes later he's right on my bumper, and then passes me and continues to go 50+ in a 40mph zone!!! I'm sure that passing a little eco-box and speeding made him feel big and manly.
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hey se-r wolfpack what car got damaged?

sorrie if i didnt pick it up im kinda of slow lolz

sorrie to hear well jus look at it as a excuse to modify your car

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What the hell is everyone deal with SUV's? It seems if you drive a car then you have a problem with em. Doesn't make sense to me, they like em just like you like your car so do blame it on the SUV blame it on the idiot driver that shouldn't have their licence anyway.
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I hate SUVs. I hope it hurts that they're paying like $80 for gas right now.
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Yeah! I hate those SUV things, whenever I see them I just wanna smash em with my bat, come'ere you...
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hey se-r wolfpack what car got damaged?

sorrie if i didnt pick it up im kinda of slow lolz

sorrie to hear well jus look at it as a excuse to modify your car

sorrie 2 hear

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MY 240 got damaged!!!! well just my headlight but still i have to modify it with an oem head lamp WOW hehe But i was scared shitless i was hopeing it didnt do any body damage after words... its okay just my headlamp and even to bulb got smashed MUTERFWKER!!!!

Well it is the Driver that deserves to be hung from their left nut, but it is also the gas guzzling SUV too, the dumfwk drivers think its a sports coup and race it everywhere. Every day im cruzing down the high way and im speeding already but what do you know the high beeming MOFO's Still drive faster then me!!! Now when i think back to those firestone days and wish its still happening but to every SUV!!!!

SUX i have to drive with a hole in my front... well maby if i had a short ram in there it wouldnt be so bad... BUT I DONT!!!! DAM SUV'S DAM THEM ALL!!!!

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What the hell is everyone deal with SUV's? It seems if you drive a car then you have a problem with em. Doesn't make sense to me, they like em just like you like your car so do blame it on the SUV blame it on the idiot driver that shouldn't have their licence anyway.
I hate the @$$hole drivers no matter what they're in...but I hate the fact that the SUV is so high off the ground as to have headlights that shine straight into my rearview, and SUV's don't have to meet fuel-efficiency or pollution standards, and also because of their height, they are 3 times as likely to kill me in a collision.
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Nobody drives SUV's here because it costs about $200 to fill them up- but I remember driving in New Zealand and being followed by dickasses in Nissan Terrano's fucking shining those spotlamps in my freaking mirror- or when tossers n range Rovers could never pick what lane they wanted or when idiots in Audi Allroads opened thier doors into my car because it was hard getting out of thier jacked up viechle.


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I hate the @$$hole drivers no matter what they're in...but I hate the fact that the SUV is so high off the ground as to have headlights that shine straight into my rearview, and SUV's don't have to meet fuel-efficiency or pollution standards, and also because of their height, they are 3 times as likely to kill me in a collision.
I understand about the lights in shining in the back, I get it all the time b/c my truck is lowered(i like to be low). But SUV's meet EPA emission standards, they have to. I really could careless about fuel efficiency, but thats just me. The big SUV's(i.e. Excursion, which is no longer produced) gets just the same mileage as a high performance exotic car. My dad has a Tahoe(he drives like a granny,hehe), and gets a constant 18mpg. Even when I drive it, and I drive however fast traffic is flowing so normally like 80, and it still gets the same thing. One suggestion about the lights shining though, get your rear window tinted really dark, i have mine done and it helps a lot.
What?, how can you say SUV's suck, you drive an '02 Ram, thats just as big as any SUV, hell it drawrfs my Silverado.
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Re: DUM FWK AssHOLE and their SUV's

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bust an illegal jumping off the Carpool lane through 4 solid yellow lines and cuts me off today on the freeway
Sorry to hear about the "accident"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd recommend getting plate #'s first then deciding to report it later. I know that doesn't change the present situation, but in the future it may help... that a55hole (regardless of what he drove) broke the law in a really bad way & should be held liable. Speeding is a perception, crossing carpool lanes & cutting people off is a reality!!!


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Excursion, which is no longer produced
I hope that is true because Excursions are just too obnoxious. There only reason for their existence is to piss people off. They get about 8MPG & look ugly as sin I get 20MPG in my Suburban when its driven conservatively. I rented a Pruis for a day & got 26MPG trying to drive the same speeds... so I don't feel too bad about the gas issue.

The answer to our problems has been banned by the U.S. government for years: M.C.C. Smart:smoka: These vehicles can get 60 MPG & look cool doing it:
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