Bumper Stickers Seen - Just For the Fun of It

[DOCTORBILL]

I would like to start a Thread with funny Bumper Stickers we have seen.

Just for the fun of it.

I will start...

I am speeding only because
I have to Poop really bad.


Muffler men do it
until they are exhausted

DoctorBill

[Johnny Mullet]

This is not the actual photo, but I seen one of these on a Metro.........

[Oxxon]

My C- student can beat up your honor student.

I love all of God's critters.... right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.

[DOCTORBILL]

We don't inherit the world from our parents,
we borrow it from our children


Having Sex at age 70 is like
playing pool with a rope.


If a man speaks in a forest
and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong ?


The "Marriage Penalty"
has nothing to do with Taxes.


How many times do I have to flush
before you go away ?


My Carbon Footprint
is bigger than yours.


Low riders are for little boys
who can't get it up


Your village called
they are missing an idiot


If stupidity got us into this mess
why can't it get us out ?


Flies spread disease !
Keep yours zipped up !

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[doug2060]

I deliver pizza in my Metro's. My boss hates me and has requested that I remove this bumper sticker several times:





He can kiss my ass. It's not going anywhere...