20 Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night

[Oz]

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5 . I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

[taranaki]

If you see a woman in this condition,please make sure she is properly looked after.Call me and I will put her to bed.

[tazdev]

Originally posted by taranaki
If you see a woman in this condition,please make sure she is properly looked after.Call me and I will put her to bed.

wait in line

[taranaki]

Originally posted by tazdev


wait in line

No good to you,Taz.....You need a sober one first to show you how it all slots together..

[tazdev]

Originally posted by taranaki


No good to you,Taz.....You need a sober one first to show you how it all slots together..

:finger:

[Suislide]

[YogsVR4]

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[speediva]

Yeah, I've definately been guilty of a few of those, but I won't say which. :o

[what?]

1. The man she's dating is acting gay.
2. The man she's dating was her 9th grade science teacher.
3. She has to go to work in five hours.
4. She's not ready for sex.
5. The guy starts wearing her clothes.
6. He borrows a tampon from her.
7. He borrows her lipstck and other make-up.
8. He likes Elton John better, which you found out from his diary.
9. He wears a bra.
10. He wears a thong.
11. He has a lot of men at his house.
12. He still likes Barney.
13. Elmo is his idol.
14. He likes to watch kid shows.
15. He rents gay porn.
16. He owns gay porn.
17. He doesn't like the Hooters girls.
18. He lives in a barn.
19. He has no life.
20. He's a dyke.
:o :alien: :alien2: :bandit: :finger: :frog: :grey: :licker: :smoka: :silly2: :smoker: :smoker2:

[SiRI]

Originally posted by what?
17. He doesn't like the Hooters girls.

everybody loves hooters! the commercials even say it!