The Stig Revealed!

[VR43000GT]

Apparently the secret is out. Found this out in another section here.

"Fans of Top Gear might want to prepare themselves for another Stig death soon. When "Black Stig" Perry McCarthy revealed himself, Clarkson, Hammond and May offed him. Now, according to the UK's Telegraph, the "White Stig" has apparently ended the mystery, revealing himself as 33 year-old Ben Collins. Collins has raced professionally in everything from NASCAR to LeMans, and most recently served as Agent 007's double for sequences of Quantum of Solace that required fancy wheel work. It's been such a secret for so long, how did the veil of silence come to be broken? Collins himself apparently revealed his day job to the owner of an art gallery in Bristol, England when asking for help producing a limited-edition print of The Stig plying his trade."



Link: http://www.autoblog.com/2009/01/19/t...stig-revealed/


Another link: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/dri...cle5548705.ece

[-The Stig-]

They'll never find me.

[RACER D12]

The Stig is kind of like Darth Vader. You dont really want to know what he looks like. And once you do know you wish you didnt. So im just going to blatantly ignore this as media propaganda.... "Some say the Stig is Ben Collins?... all we know is he killed the last man that saw his face"

[Polygon]

Hahahahahaha, that's great!

So, what color will the next Stig be? Green, Blue, Red, Fuchsia?

[CivRacer95]

Probably another Power Ranger color...all the cool ones have been used up. So, I look forward to atleast seeing blue or red...

[-The Stig-]

At this point White Stig has become a cultural icon, I just can't forsee them ditching the White Stig.

Think of all the cousins of the Stig, Fat American Stig... African Stig... etc etc... all white.

[MZR_47]

I want to see epileptic stig, or narcalepsy (sp?) stig, or necrophelia stig.

[Polygon]

Hmm, Stig that goes into random convulsions, inexplicably falls asleep, or has sex with dead people.

Hmmm.......

[Musashi3000GT]

Dude, its not like you can just post and add on the newspaper "amazing driver needed, must be able to drive anything faster then anyone else on the planet."

They just cant replace the guy.

[-The Stig-]

Originally Posted by Musashi3000GT

Dude, its not like you can just post and add on the newspaper "amazing driver needed, must be able to drive anything faster then anyone else on the planet."

They just cant replace the guy.

Silly Mushman... They can just use me.

[MZR_47]

but you are already the Stig, so how is this paradox possible?

[Neutrino]

LIES LIES LIES!!!!!


The real STIG is actually Graham Hill, yes the BBC faked its plane crash all these years ago!!!!

PROOF:


http://transmission.blogs.topgear.co...g-is-revealed/

Oh and Obama was called in for a few special occasions (it seems he has a penchant for cars like the Veyron or Enzo)
PROOF:



http://transmission.blogs.topgear.co...ig-to-you-sir/

[BeZerK2112]

At least someone narked on him instead of him outing himself.

[-The Stig-]

His identity should never of been known.

We should, as a collective people, rally against the person who revealed his identity and draw and quarter him.



It's like in Spider-Man 2, when his mask came off while fighting Dr. Octopus on the train. All those people saw who he was, but vowed not to tell. It's the same thing. The Stig is Ben Collins.

Who?


Exactly.


Men in Black sort of mentality. ... Or White in this case.

[ToddMan]

I hope they have the spic stig next, he could be drapped in a mexican flag and wear a madidor mask!