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#1
03-21-2003, 03:24 PM
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The CIA
The director of the CIA has to test three new agents, a 25-year-old, a 35-year-old, and a 45-year-old. He puts each of their wives in a different room.
He hands the 25-year-old a gun and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife." The 25-year-old says, "I can't do it. I love her too much." The director hands the gun to the 35-year-old and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife." The 35-year-old goes into the room, comes out after five minutes, and says, "I can't do it." The director hands the gun to the 45-year-old and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife." The 45-year-old goes into the room. Three shots ring out, and then there's the sound of scuffling and fighting. The director runs into the room and sees the wife dead on the floor. He says, "What happened?" The 45-year-old says, "Some asshole put blanks in the gun, so I had to choke her to death!"
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03-21-2003, 03:33 PM
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lol, good one
 :thumbup: :cwn27: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe:
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03-21-2003, 07:24 PM
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heard it before but still funny
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#5
03-21-2003, 09:32 PM
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Holy shit!!!
 :hehe: :hehehe: That's a riot!!!
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03-21-2003, 09:56 PM
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awsome! :ylsuper
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#9
03-22-2003, 06:46 AM
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 nice one :flash: rofl
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03-22-2003, 03:45 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!
Naughty
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#14
03-24-2003, 05:05 AM
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Moral of the joke: Everyone who is 45 chokes their wife!
 - kinda like the ring..
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