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#1
11-25-2008, 04:22 PM
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Finally, The 6 Answers You Have All Been Waiting For:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... AND: Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT? A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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11-26-2008, 06:26 AM
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Re: Finally, The 6 Answers You Have All Been Waiting For:
    "That's some funny shit right there, I don't care who you are"
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11-26-2008, 11:19 AM
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Re: Finally, The 6 Answers You Have All Been Waiting For:
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Some jokes don't get old. Funny stuff though.
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12-14-2008, 10:41 PM
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Re: Finally, The 6 Answers You Have All Been Waiting For:
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12-15-2008, 01:34 PM
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Re: Finally, The 6 Answers You Have All Been Waiting For:
Good way to start the day.. haha Thanks!
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12-16-2008, 12:41 PM
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Re: Finally, The 6 Answers You Have All Been Waiting For:
lol good times! I have heard different variations of some of these jokes
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12-30-2008, 10:45 AM
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Re: Finally, The 6 Answers You Have All Been Waiting For:
last one is my favorite, actually laughed at it
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12-31-2008, 09:24 PM
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Re: Finally, The 6 Answers You Have All Been Waiting For:
IMO the last one was the best. Although, I gotta say I would take the embarassment over the broken member.
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