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03-17-2003, 02:18 PM
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Classified Ads Translator
Needs Minor Work - Needs significant work.
Needs Nothing - Except a tow truck. Easy Project Car - Completely disassembled, bring many boxes. Minor Rust - Don't sit down! Minor Rust - Major rust you can’t see. Low Mileage - Only 170,000. Convertible - After driving under truck. Runs Great - Too bad it doesn’t roll. Alarm - Wires are cut to sell stolen. Nice Stereo - To overcome exhaust noise. Needs Paint - To cover rust. New Paint - Beautifully covers rust. Fully Loaded - Seller is too. All Options - 8-track player. Only 59,000 Miles - Actually 359,000 miles. Rare Model - One of 500,000 made. Must Sell - Before the law finds seller. Must Sell - Need bail money. Summer Fun - Roof leaks in winter. Summer Fun - Won't make it to fall. Reliable - Don't leave the neighborhood. Daily Driver - 400 miles a day. Only Driven Sundays - Sunday is race day. Engine Rebuilt - Engine degreased to look it. Doesn’t Smoke - No oil to burn, or 90wt oil. Trans. Rebuilt - Fine sawdust used to make it quiet. 4 Speed Gearbox - 5th gear is dead. Hurry, Won't Last - Neither will car. New Tires - Retreads years ago. Well Maintained - Oil changed every other leap year. Drives Like a Dream - Nightmare. Car Cover - To help keep out rats. Always Garaged - Embarrassed to leave it outside. Family Owned - Driven by 6 teenagers. Fully Restored - Nothing original. Smog Exempt - DMV doesn't think so. Tags Till Next Year - Stolen year sticker. Moving, Must Sell - Off to jail, need bail money. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------  so tru
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#4
03-17-2003, 03:50 PM
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Re: Classified Ads Translator
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sounds liek my dads 85 accord 250,000 miles on it too LMAO it needs paint, has a nice stereo, and low mileage
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#6
03-18-2003, 02:18 PM
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You left out:
- Genuine Reason for Selling: The car's a piece of @#$% - Needs Work: Yup and a whole factory could fix this hep of @#$% - 1 Lady Owner: But lots of teenage kids - Minor Panel Damage: After fixing the big dents on a car with more hits than Elvis and more shunts up the backside than Liberace, I couldn't afford to fix this... - Modified: Don't touch with a barge pole - Original Factory Condition: It was such a pile of @#$% I couldn't be arsed driving and took the bus to avoid it - Owner going overseas: To avoid finance repayments and the law - Never Raced: But extensively rolled and rallied - Offers: Seriously this car is such a pile of dog@#$% I'm embarrassed to put a price on it - Inspections welcomed: Even I don't know all the things wrong with it - Deceased Estate: Yeah, the owner crashed and died in it - Great Mileage: Running down a hill in neutral with the air off - Ideal Shopping Basket: Cramped POS - Ideal Family Wagon: If you consider this vehicle you should think about a vasectomy
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#7
03-19-2003, 10:24 AM
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Very true and very funny.
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#9
03-19-2003, 11:00 AM
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hahaha
excellent :flash: :flash: :flash:
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