You're too old to trick or treat....

[Maximus84]

You know you are too old to
Trick or Treat when:


10. You get winded from knocking on the door.



9.
You have to have another kid

chew the candy for you.




8. You ask for high fiber candy only.



7.
When someone drops a candy

bar in your bag, you lose your

balance and fall over.



6.
People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"

and you're not wearing a mask.



5.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick

or ...." and can't remember the rest.






4.
By the end of the night, you have

a bag full of restraining orders.



3.
You have to carefully choose a

costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.




2.
You're the only Power Ranger in

the neighborhood with a walker.




And the number one reason Seniors

should not go Trick Or Treating...

*

*

1. You keep having to go home to pee.




No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

[speediva]

I have to hop a plane from Nashville to Pittsburgh on Halloween... I considered getting dressed up... and then realized the potential for a TSA search and thought better of it.

[Maximus84]

Well,definately dont wrap any towels around your head!

[Oz]

Originally Posted by speediva

I have to hop a plane from Nashville to Pittsburgh on Halloween... I considered getting dressed up... and then realized the potential for a TSA search and thought better of it.

Go on Tangie, you might enjoy it. There's nothing like the feeling of latex.

[fredjacksonsan]

I saw a sign on the bank door a couple days ago...

"Please celebrate Halloween safely...please do not wear masks in the bank".

[Candygirl82]

hahahahaha, some people take holloween way to serious, it's suppose to be about fun, and I think it should only be for kids, coz I mean really, ppl should give candy to kids not to adults. Rather have a holloween party for the adults!

[redimp2000]

Originally Posted by Candygirl82

hahahahaha, some people take holloween way to serious, it's suppose to be about fun, and I think it should only be for kids, coz I mean really, ppl should give candy to kids not to adults. Rather have a holloween party for the adults!

Going to two this weekend, one on Friday and another on Saturday. Friday my girlfriend and I are wearing what we wear to Renassance Festivals (her as a pub wench and me in a kilt), then on Saturday she's going as a pregnant nun and I'm going to be a priest with a, um, how should I put this, something that priests aren't supposed to get.

No kids at either party, so don't go there with the priest costume.

[79Bandit]

Originally Posted by redimp2000

a pregnant nun and I'm going to be a priest with a, um, how should I put this, something that priests

Haha i have seen those customes in the Halloween stores