Paint the porch?

[Maximus84]

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, ''How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goe s ALL the way around the house?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes' the blonde replied 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
'And by the way, ' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.

[WickedNYCowboy]

That's good.

[Hungrycat7]

Classic!

[Damien]

Tonio?

[gatoratoy227]

can i add one

a very educated blonde harvard graduate was driving along in her lexus ad sees another blonde rowing a cannoe in a corn field
after driving for a couple more miles she turns around goes back to the corn field stops gets out watches for a minute then out of anger says to the blonde in the cannoe
"its blondes like you that give blondes all over the world a bad name"
the blonde in the cannoe responds "yeah and what are you going to do about it"
the blonde on the side of the road responds to that coment " i could swim i'd kick your ass"

[Knifeblade]

opcorn: Any more?

[redimp2000]

A blonde is pulled over for speeding by a blonde police officer. The officer aks the speeding blonde for her drivers license. "What's it look like?" asks the speeder. The officer says "it's small, rectangular and has your picture on it". The speeder finds a mirror, looks at it and, seeing her reflection, gives it to the officer. The officer looks at then gives it back saying "you can go. I didn't realize that you were a police officer too".

[RaeRae1]

What did the blond say when she opened the box of cheerios?






Oh look! Doughnut seeds!

[Candygirl82]

Originally Posted by Maximus84

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, ''How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goe s ALL the way around the house?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes' the blonde replied 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
'And by the way, ' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.

Imagine that happening, I would totally freak out, damn, how blonde do you get!