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#1
10-19-2001, 05:51 PM
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Does somebody has more coolest joke?
A dude and a chick meet in a bar, and go home and have drunken sex. the next morning, the man asks for some cigarrets and the girl says its in the drawer next to them. he sees a picture of a cute guy.
Guy: Is that ur boyfriend? Girl: No Guy: is that ur brother? Girl: No Guy: Who is it? Girl: Me b4 the operation 
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10-19-2001, 06:23 PM
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lol
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10-19-2001, 06:42 PM
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one more joke
One man defecates at the Westminster Bridge. A cop comes to
him and says: - Sir, you mustn't do that! - Fuck you!!! - Sir, but the law!... - I fucked your law!!! - Sir! But our Queen!... - I fucked your queen! - Indeed!??? - In bed!!! - Oh, I'm sorry, Your Majesty...
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10-21-2001, 06:47 PM
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The pope comes down with a terrible illness. After all the best doctors have examined him they can only thinkof one conclusion... the pope must have sex to live. So all the cardinals get together and consult every book they can find and finally decide that it must be done to save His Holiness. They aproach the pope with the dilemma and he agrees "But," he says, "I have a four conditions"
"What are they your emminence?" "First, she must be blind, so she cannot see who I am." "Yes, a wise idea." "Second, she must be deaf so she will not be able to hear who i am" "Yes, this would be a good idea." "Third, she must be mute, so if she does figure out who i am, she cannot tell anyone what has happened." "Yes, yes, and tell us your Holiness, what is your fourth requirement?" "Big breasts"
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#5
10-22-2001, 09:17 AM
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lol@Cavilino!
Dad's this rather stolid old farmer, but worldly and pragmatic Dave is is somewhat retarted son So as it happens, Dad and Dave are standing around in this paddock, nochalantly watching this dingo (wild Australian dog) lick its privates. Dave says to Dad "Just between you and me Dad, I always wanted to try that" Dad replies "Well go ahead if you must Son, but I'd pat him first - he looks a bit vicious to me"
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10-22-2001, 04:07 PM
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A guy comes into the bar and takes a seat and starts looking around. The bartender comes up and sees him glancing around and asks him what he wants.
The guy goes, “Quick, give me a beer before it starts.” The bartender pours him a draft and the guy slugs it down. He looks behind him and tells the bartender to give him another before it starts. The bartender starts to feel a bit nervous, but pours the guy another draft and gives it to him. The guy takes it and slugs it down. He turns to the bartender again and says, “better give me another before it starts.” The bartender looks at him quizzically and asks him “How are you going to pay for this?” The guy goes “Oh Great, now its started!”
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10-22-2001, 04:28 PM
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no i didnt. Whoever i heard it from might've, but as far as i know it wasnt published. oh well.
A cowboy is ambushed in the middle of the desert, robbed blind, burried up to his chin and left to die. As his ambushers ride off the cowboy calls to his faithful horse and it trots over and dips its head down. He whispers in the horse's ear and BAM its off like a bolt of lightening. About three hours later the horse comes back with a beutiful naked girl on its back. The cowboy curses, calls his horse over and screams in its ear "I SAID POSSE!"
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