So, I was pulling out of Target after buying dog food and staples for the daily commuter car.. trunk full of shit from Vallarta, Costco & Target... A/C blasting, 102 outside...
I guess the tattoo'd wonder speeding toward a red light in his jacked up noisy 90's Mustang was offended when I pulled out in front of him.. shit, I was there first
So he hits the gas and winds up in front of me.. loser!! vRoom, vRoom vRoom.. the light changes and three more short distance lights separate us from a 1/4 stretch.. we wind up side-by-side. vRoom, vRoooom he says, windows down freaky tattoo's everywhere.. I just smile windows up AC blasting..
So I says to me, this guy needs this 50 year old man in his beautiful '96 Town Car to make him look really stupid.. opposing light hits red and he's off.. being the law abiding senior citizen that I am, I wait for the green and shhhhhhhhhhhhh < oem exhaust > OFF I GO !!!
Caught up surprisingly fast, TC winding out.. then he makes his second mistake.. his trannie doesn't know how to shift and it drags into 2nd while the old man takes the lead.. the TC hits 2nd hard and takes off again.. by then there was no way for the Mustang to keep up so I roll down the window (yuk, it's hot out there) and motion him to catch up.. of course that was just some egg on his face.. I was gone.
Had a good chuckle as the crowd gathered at the next light and the Mustang took a quick right
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08-03-2008, 04:03 PM
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